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"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p

lol, not bad :D

Life is like a clam. Years of filtering crap then some bastard cracks you open and scrapes you into its damned mouth, end of story.

- Steven Erikson

Mario, as always, the pimp. >_<

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

That was very funny. >_<

 

Mario's no pimp, he got played by his woman and his friends and the fool spooged on himslef instead of in peach's mouth!

Ha! Very good

lol

 

hearing that song makes me want to play Mario World again

>_<

 

I still have the old Super Nintendo, with Mario Bros. in the cartridge, upstairs on the bedroom TV.

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I still have the old Super Nintendo, with Mario Bros. in the cartridge, upstairs on the bedroom TV.

mine has Mario World in it, the only SNES game I've completed to 100% over a dozen times

 

that game kicks so much behind

>_< Funny Stuff!

So...bad.

 

 

Gave me a rush of nostalgia though.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Nostalgia for Mario, or nostalgia for oral sex?

 

My money's on the latter.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

:wub:
kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Thought so.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

Bwahahaha, brilliant. Was one of them DigDug?

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Oldie but goodie.

Edited by Arkan

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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