Petay Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 It was a joke before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 No, all of the text-based reports I have done have all been jokes. Well, mostly all of them anyway. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Why, that would make me an original, a pioneer perhaps? btw, Pixies, I have found a flaw in your sloganizer! " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Yeah, I have seen that a few times. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 The subject of this T.O.M.B.S. report is Petay ____ Standardized Attributes ranging from 0 (not applicable to subject) to 5 (subject exemplifies attribute): Intelligence: 3? I'm not saying you aren't smart, you just haven't proved you are above average... Didactic (Good): I still don't know what that means? Didactic (Bad): Um, the situation hasn't changed? Annoyance: 0 Chutzpah: 2 Wits: 3 Charisma: 4 Will: 2 Eloquence: 4 Kindness: 5, can this go any higher? Like, 10? Because really, he is one of the nicest people here. ____ Assessment of reviewer Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 didactic - instructive I've forgotten what good or bad means in this context but i think didactic good si being informative and teaching people, bad is being preachy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted January 21, 2006 Author Share Posted January 21, 2006 I liked your report, Pixies. Hell, this thread would probably be dead if it weren't for your fine submissions. :Eldar's wink and grin icon: Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Dude, are you getting fresh with me? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Thanks for the report Pixies, 'preciate it Just out of interest, what does inside access mean in this context? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I have no idea. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Inside access: how easy it is to get into the subject's pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Oh, in that case, I need to change that. To a five. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Ba-ba-ting! Zing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 Ah, I just took inside access from the old reports. Then I made up a meaning for it in my own mind and refused to tell anyone. bwahahaha. As an aside, I've been getting fresh with you for so long, Pixies, it's getting stale. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Pa-ching. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 why the stealth mode Eldar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 (edited) So I can't stalk him. "Crack strikes back." Edited January 22, 2006 by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 "I'd walk a mile for Lou Gutman" kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names Except Draken Fett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Eldar is too high-profile to be seen in public, I thought you guys knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names Except Draken Fett. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, good thing I'm using my own fake name. I've got all my bases covered... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names Except Draken Fett. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who says my name isn't necrophilia? Anyways, I just did it because I needed to see the many ways necrophilia can be used in a slogan, for personal reasons. " I'm changing my sig back to the original one. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Busted... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draken Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Shutup, Gutman. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 who? me? how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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