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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

T.O.M.B.S, vol 3

Cantousent
in Pen-and-Paper Gaming

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It was a joke before?

No, all of the text-based reports I have done have all been jokes. Well, mostly all of them anyway.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Why, that would make me an original, a pioneer perhaps?

 

btw, Pixies, I have found a flaw in your sloganizer!

 

" "

Yeah, I have seen that a few times.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

The subject of this T.O.M.B.S. report is Petay

____

 

Standardized Attributes ranging from 0 (not applicable to subject) to 5 (subject exemplifies attribute):

Intelligence: 3? I'm not saying you aren't smart, you just haven't proved you are above average...

Didactic (Good): I still don't know what that means?

Didactic (Bad): Um, the situation hasn't changed?

Annoyance: 0

Chutzpah: 2

Wits: 3

Charisma: 4

Will: 2

Eloquence: 4

Kindness: 5, can this go any higher? Like, 10? Because really, he is one of the nicest people here.

 

____

 

Assessment of reviewer

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

didactic - instructive

 

I've forgotten what good or bad means in this context but i think didactic good si being informative and teaching people, bad is being preachy.

  • Author

I liked your report, Pixies. Hell, this thread would probably be dead if it weren't for your fine submissions. :Eldar's wink and grin icon:

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
Obsidian Plays

 
Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Dude, are you getting fresh with me?

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Thanks for the report Pixies, 'preciate it :-

 

Just out of interest, what does inside access mean in this context? ;)

I have no idea.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Inside access: how easy it is to get into the subject's pants.

Oh, in that case, I need to change that.

 

 

 

To a five.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Ba-ba-ting!

 

Zing.

  • Author

Ah, I just took inside access from the old reports. Then I made up a meaning for it in my own mind and refused to tell anyone. bwahahaha.

 

As an aside, I've been getting fresh with you for so long, Pixies, it's getting stale.

Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community:  Happy Holidays

 

Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:
Obsidian Plays

 
Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris.  Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!

Pa-ching.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

why the stealth mode Eldar?

So I can't stalk him.

 

"Crack strikes back."

Edited by thepixiesrock

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

"I'd walk a mile for Lou Gutman" ;)

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names

 

Except Draken Fett.

Eldar is too high-profile to be seen in public, I thought you guys knew that! ;)

this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names

 

Except Draken Fett.

 

 

Yeah, good thing I'm using my own fake name.

 

 

I've got all my bases covered...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

this slogan thing is getting played out, too many people are using it and what makes it worse is that they are using their own names

 

Except Draken Fett.

 

Who says my name isn't necrophilia?

 

Anyways, I just did it because I needed to see the many ways necrophilia can be used in a slogan, for personal reasons. ;)"

 

I'm changing my sig back to the original one.

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

Busted...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Shutup, Gutman.

1169782506.gif

 

Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

who? me? how?

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