That is like a double or triple bluff.

Maybe I could do his report...

You trying to provoke me again, Mothman?

hehehe

It's funny because it's true!

Are you copying Mothie? Or is Mothie copying you?

Moth was copying me. You see, sometimes people like to copy my catch phrases. I think they really like using the "Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?" a lot.

Yeah, that one's fun to use.

The subjects of this review are Child of Flame and Surreptishus

 

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Geez louise what a wussy report! I mean come ooon! Are we guys or what? If i wanted touchy feely crap i'd a tuned in ta Dawson's creek! Come on eldar pull yer s**t together!

 

Sheesh look at this guy *shakes head*

 

*grabs crotch and spits*

 

 

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Edited January 6, 200620 yr by Surreptishus

I didn't know you all cared so much. :'(

 

I just like being a punk on the internet.

Edited January 6, 200620 yr by Child of Flame

Well, it is your United States of Whatever.

Ugh. I'm leaving the review, but only because:

 

a. I don't want your responses to sound crazy

 

b. I said I'd face the consequences

 

c. when you get past all the ridiculous fluff, I really did mean every word, even if I'm not sure I understand all of them right now

 

Good Lord, what was I thinking. It's almost like an online version of Days of Our Lives mixed with General Hospital and the worst of Dr. Phil. It's a sickly sweet review and, I believe, after my pathetic review of Kor, the lamest review I've done. Still, the question is style rather than sentiment. I said I mean what I write in my reviews, and I do. I just wish I would have come up with a less maudlin way to say it.

 

:Eldar's hungover with pale face and throbbing headache and whatever icon:

 

Good Lord, even this post reads like One Life to Live! I seriously need to go get some Alka Seltzer.

Don't be so hard on yourself Eldar. I find your reviews very entertaining.

I didn't know you all cared so much.  :'(

Time for a group hug...

 

 

Ooh a gangbang emoticon!

Now now, love is a personal thing between 60 consenting adults, you shouldn't mock it young man. :angry:

Why is 60 the magic number? I mean, couldn't love be a personal thing between, say 61 consenting adults? Dammit, man, speak up and clarify this issue!

Hey, if you want to join the love just say so. But first you must renounce futurama.

Surely I am invited to the loving too? I've just come back from a trip to -20 Celsius Land so I could use some warmth.

I was in 20+ celcius land... what evil forces drove you up in the northern part of Sweden?

My grandparents... "

Aw crap.

Haven't been up there in two years, but it wasn't as cold as it usually gets. I was up there for Christmas in 2003 and then it was something like -25 every day; now it was only around 0 to -10 (except today when we hit -17).

 

I'm going back up even further north in a month, though, to attend a wedding. I'll be sharing an apartment with five girls, so I'll be on the offensive.

I'm going back up even further north in a month, though, to attend a wedding. I'll be sharing an apartment with five girls, so I'll be on the offensive.

Sheesh, let me get this straight: You are going to get stuck in an apartment with 5 girls, in temperatures below -15, most likely bogged down by snow, unable to do anything outside and trying to stay warm indoor... and you want us to feel sorry for you ?!?

 

That should be worth an annoyance and a chutzpah point