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Shed some light, folks! 22 members have voted

  1. 1. Shed some light, folks!

    • Yes
      6
    • No
      0
    • Palpatine is a Clone Trooper
      0
    • Sidious is a Clone Trooper
      1
    • Han Solo is Sidious
      2
    • Luke Skywalker is gay
      13

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I'm at work here, so gimme a break would ya?

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Was this not made clear by Episode III? People have suspected Palpatine is Sidious since Episode I.

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Oh, erhm, sorry...

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Han Solo the Clone Trooper is Sidious/Palpatine and he used his Force powers to turn Luke Skywalker gay, you filthy spamming noob.

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You don't get to call me noob until you have I higher post count than me. Sutor, ne ultra crepidam! So totally owned... :rolleyes:"

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:rolleyes::):blink:

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You don't get to call me noob until you have I higher post count than me. Sutor, ne ultra crepidam! So totally owned... :rolleyes:"

 

Member number counts more than post count.

 

...n00b. :)

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So not true, Kirottu. By that standard a guy like Jodo would own a lot of fine posters on this board.

 

...which he would by my standard too. :rolleyes:

Edited by Darth_Schmarth

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You don't get to call me noob until you have I higher post count than me. Sutor, ne ultra crepidam! So totally owned... :rolleyes:"

 

Member number counts more than post count.

 

...n00b. :)

 

Damn Straight, noob.

 

Kids today don't respect their goddamn elders. I've got a good mind to put this Schmarth kid over my knee and give him a good spanking.

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*pulls down pants*

 

Do your worst.

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Two can play at that game.

 

*pulls down pants*

 

Er, I'm confused... or am I?

Ahh...I think this thread just took a turn for the worst. :rolleyes:

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I'm gonna slingshot this topic in another direction, since I just got reminded of a funny story. Me and my former band were in a studio to record a few songs a couple of years ago, and as we were discussing hand claps and how to make them sound good, the studio guy came up with a funny anecdote. He'd had a hard-rock band there a few weeks earlier who were recording a song with hand claps, but it just didn't sound any good. Then they somehow found out that the best noise came from smacking one's buttocks, so they eventually wound up standing in a circle with their pants half-way down to their knees spanking each other with a microphone hanging down the middle. :rolleyes:

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Ahh...I think this thread just took a turn for the worst. :rolleyes:

 

If by "turn for the worst", you mean "turn for the best", then, yes.

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Ahh...I think this thread just took a turn for the worst. :rolleyes:

There was space below the initial level?

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Luke is gay.

Sidious killed lassie.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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What has that got to do with anything? Sidious is so evil I'd give you physical pleasure for every classic/non-classic movie character he hasn't fried with that Force lightning of his (which totally rocks, btw).

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Thats a lot of characters!! I know you promised calax physical pleasure, but could i have it instead please? :)

 

*removes prosthetic buttocks in eager anticipation*

Edited by Surreptishus

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Well, it's tempting, but Calax was here first...

 

Oh, what the hell!

 

*takes Surreptishus by the hand and leads him off into another room*

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Least he didn't give her fried body to the bloody commies.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

where's the comic option?? you can't make a post without a comic option ..

 

 

*Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?

 

*quoting pixie here aka Lou Gutman:

Fortune favors the bald.

Its the second option. That is the funny one.

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What the hell is it with people demanding silly comedy options? In my Greedo/Han poll it was Muso whining away and now it's you. I'm serious about these polls you know! Really serious.

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:lol: ... :o ... :huh:

Fortune favors the bald.

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