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Not only yours, every beer available. :blink:

 

We only come to you because the beer is so damn cheap. :)

 

and we go to Germany because it's so expensive here .. and they go to Poland - who goes to The Chezch Republic .. maybe we should just go to the last stop and get hammered??

 

That sounds like a grand plan! I'll make the departure arrangements... for me, that is. Nyah! :o

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Sweden is overrated.

"McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure.

 

What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick."

 

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..and Sweden isnt overrated. I dont think its rated at all, actually :blink:

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Sweden is cool. Especially the language. :cool:

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

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The 2005 Human Development Index rates the Scandinavian countries as follows in its global ranking:

 

Norway: 1st

Sweden: 6th

Finland: 13th

Denmark: 14th

 

So Norway is the best, but they're all very good places to live. Certainly better than the UK (15th). :x

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http://hdr.undp.org/

 

The Human Development Index rates countries using a selection of indicators representing the population's wealth, education and health. It was created because too many people were using GDP as the only measure of a country's success or failure, and incorporates GDP but also infant mortality, literacy and so on. It's a reasonable ranking system, and the top countries switch places every so often.

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Sweden has the fine looking blonde women. :x

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Where are you from Ani? And don't say Tatooine lest you want me to spank ya.

 

However, FYI, Northern Zealand (where I live) is filled with stupid chicks. :x

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DENMARK!

 

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Cold in the winter and hot/humid in the Summer. But what do you expect when you live in the Great Lakes area.

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.. and they hve Absinth (the original)

 

Its not actually original Absinth, that is illegal everywhere except in certain 3rd world countries where they dont even know what it is and have bigger issues to worry about. Its illegal because it contained ludicrously high amounts of a substance called "Tujon"(from the wormwort) which is similar to cannabis. Todays Absinth contains only a fraction of that substance and not nearly enough to cause hallucinations or delirium(that real absinth did)

 

this was the original .. I was seeing green colours (and various other things) for days after I had about 16cl of it .. and you could taste the malurt/tujon!

 

but I know it's illegal in Europe, it was in the Chezch Republic as well .. but they still had it in certain shops!

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I don't know where you're from, but this is supposed to be a nice-huggy thread.  :">

 

Sweden.

"McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure.

 

What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick."

 

- Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon!

 

"I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque

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this was the original .. I was seeing green colours (and various other things) for days after I had about 16cl of it .. and you could taste the malurt/tujon!

 

but I know it's illegal in Europe, it was in the Chezch Republic as well .. but they still had it in certain shops!

 

 

Then youre probably very sensitive to it, the music class at my school went to Prague and they bought buckets of the stuff and none of it was "real". Czhechia is very hyped regarding their absinth but you can buy the exact same stuff at grocery stores in spain/portugal :D

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Then youre probably very sensitive to it, the music class at my school went to Prague and they bought buckets of the stuff and none of it was "real". Czhechia is very hyped regarding their absinth but you can buy the exact same stuff at grocery stores in spain/portugal :D

 

this was real .. I had a friend down there who got it for us, and he is a regular drunk who only drinks "the good stuff"! >_<

 

but he could have tricked me of course .. :ph34r: or maybe he just put some strange herbs in it himself, regardless it had the "appropriate" affect on me!

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