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Now tempers ran a little high in the other thread .. so here's one to get the northern brotherhood back in shape!! :)

 

how Danes feel about or neighbours:

 

Finns- great drinking companions

Norweigens - great drinking companions

Swedes - great drinking companions

Icelanders - great drinking companions

 

cheers - sk

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Tempers? But it was all in good jest! Even my imaginary friend say s- oooh beer!

Bugs? Klingon Software does not have 'Bugs'. It has FEATURES and they are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand!

HK-47: "Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."

HK-47: "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."

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Oh, that's just like you danes.. we're on the brink of war and all you can think of is drinking beer?

 

 

:D

 

 

(cheers)

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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yeah I know .. but some seemed to take it a little too serious .. hence the closing of the thread!

 

and this was meant as a last word, to say it was in good jest ..

 

to Kaftan: hey we are a peaceful people, if we can settle our differences in a drinking contest we are happy! we got all the violence out of our systems back in the viking era!

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Your ex? That certainly deserves a beer or twenty and an explanation. :)

Bugs? Klingon Software does not have 'Bugs'. It has FEATURES and they are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand!

HK-47: "Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."

HK-47: "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."

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and Swedes are good at drinking our beer! :)

Not only yours, every beer available. :wub:

 

We only come to you because the beer is so damn cheap. :)

Bugs? Klingon Software does not have 'Bugs'. It has FEATURES and they are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand!

HK-47: "Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."

HK-47: "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."

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Not only yours, every beer available. :wub:

 

We only come to you because the beer is so damn cheap. :)

 

and we go to Germany because it's so expensive here .. and they go to Poland - who goes to The Chezch Republic .. maybe we should just go to the last stop and get hammered??

 

1 liter of beer was 2 kr last time I was there .. and a shot of Vodka (4cl) was 5 kr .. :)

 

+ they make better beers there than anywhere .. and they hve Absinth (the original)

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Well, since Rosbjerg made the effort who am I to stay out of the merriness? :) I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I don't have anything against Danes (that's right, Lucius) or other Scandinavians whatsoever. I've had fun every time I've visited the neighbour countries and I'm sure I'll have as much fun next time as well.

 

Now give me a hug! :)

 

EDIT: On the topic of break-ups, though, I must add that the evil girl from the dumping thread had a Danish dad... :wub:"

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I like Swedes, Scanians in particular... But to be fair, their land is the only part of Sweden I've visited so far. ^_^

 

Knus og kram fra Danmark. :)

DENMARK!

 

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This thread is sickening.... :)

 

Anyway, Sweden gave us Bergman and Anita Ekberg (& Dr. Helmer for those who recognises the name), Norway gave us Peder Wessel (for the history buffs) and Sissel Kjyrkeby, Iceland gave us Bjork and well... damn if I know much about Finland really. You guys need to work on your PR :wub:

 

Anyway, I always admired the Finnish for standing up to the Soviets in the 1941 winterwar. Pretty damn impressive.

 

Edit: Ekberg, not Ekstroem, sorry.

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This thread is sickening....  :o

Last thread you thought I was too harsh, now you think I'm too soft. There's no pleasing you young man. <_<

DENMARK!

 

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Say what you will about our friends the dane but I will never understand how all those ****&porn-shops by that street by the railway station can survive.

 

 

(Ive been to Christianian in "the good old days" I ate a burger and read a book about soviet propaganda posters on the roof of some kiosk)

 

 

.. and they hve Absinth (the original)

 

Its not actually original Absinth, that is illegal everywhere except in certain 3rd world countries where they dont even know what it is and have bigger issues to worry about. Its illegal because it contained ludicrously high amounts of a substance called "Tujon"(from the wormwort) which is similar to cannabis. Todays Absinth contains only a fraction of that substance and not nearly enough to cause hallucinations or delirium(that real absinth did)

DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself.

 

Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Say what you will about our friends the dane but I will never understand how all those ****&porn-shops by that street by the railway station can survive.

Istedgade? :o

 

Vesterbro1.jpg - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

DENMARK!

 

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I have yet to experience the Nordic countries first hand, so I am limited to hearsay; I believe that all those countries have something in common (spiritually) with Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. What is that, you ask?

 

/stops waiting

 

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