WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 What would you do? If you chose other please explain. Have a nice last day on earth. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) Spend the day as a Viking - raping and pillaging and adding to the no doubt pre existing utter mayhem. Edited October 7, 2005 by Surreptishus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) Sheesh, one of these "if this was like that then what would you..."-pollutes. Hem, hem. Depending on how the end was coming(meteors, zombies, magneto, shtf, hand of god, etc)I'd propably hit my favorite joint with the people I'd like, well...to stand with in the end and perform various decadent activities. Lewd behaviour and avid use of narcotics. But that's only if it's a natural catasthrope or somekind of human weapon. In case of zombies; we have a zombie survival thread somewhere in the forums. Read it, learn it, live by it. Now, were it god(Brahman, Iehova, Jahve elohim, Xenu, Satan, Eru Iluvatar, Yog Sototh, etc) that was handing judgement; I'd propably pray and then stand in line. Whatcha gonna do? Run? Of course if Frau Fortuna smiles upon me and I find immortality before the apocalypse, I doubt I'll stay here and boil with the likes of you people. Me, I'm off to Epsilon Pegasi. Or maybe the Revelation Zone. Whichever comes first. Edit, ze typoes! Edited October 7, 2005 by Musopticon? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Vikings, Rape and pillage sounds good. In fact, forget the pillage. And the vikings. " Other than that, I'd have to say that Mus hit the nail on the head there. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Two words: Roman Orgy. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Not Greek? Oh, you're not into the whole pederast-thing, old chap? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Suicide I guess. Always wanted to jump off a mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Finally give in to Jessica Biel's constant advances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 I would go for an original suicide. You know, not just shooting yourself or just falling down a very high building. I'd have a day to think about it. Oh, Musopticon, the apocalipse I'm talking about would be dolphins escape the earth by jumping into space and a alien construction company destroys the earth to make a trade route. Sound familiar? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Hmm, I think I would pack my towel and ask Ford if he can be bothered ,in that case. I think still lives in Cloucestershire. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Three guys were playing poker. Suddenly guy comes in and shouts: "World is coming to an end!"First guy says: "I This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 So basically you're all going to do a Lousiana? If the internet's still up I'd send a few emails off to family and friends. Spreading beauty with my katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 I'd take those moments to do things I'm not supposed to do at my age. Or I'd try to stop the end of the world by making a petition against the construction company. ( It worked for KotOR2 why not now? oh, right...) Anyway, Goodbye Earth, we hardly knew ya. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 If your going to die then take this thread with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Well, if anything could, this thread does indeed herald the coming of said apocalypse. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofAnakin Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Walk around naked, wearing only a hockey helmet and white socks. "Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 If your going to die then take this thread with you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it that bad? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
><FISH'> Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 No, it's worse than that. It's so bad that The Lord Almighty is going to force the Apocolypse upon us, just because you made this thread. Thanks alot <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reveilled Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 If your going to die then take this thread with you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it that bad? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't worry, Will. Fish is just bitter because Baley wouldn't sleep with him. " Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I'd try to figure out a way to survive. Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 So you'd spend the day in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I'd kill as many people as I could master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surreptishus Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Yeah me too, Viking was a euphemistic way of saying i wanted to be a complete "natwest banker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinterSun Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Is that like a merchant banker? master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I would get a lawn chair, some popcorn, and a twelve pack of cream soda and watch the madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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