kumquatq3 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 If nothing else, the game manual should have great pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 After reading the article my guess is it's a Parkour game. It could be fun, especially if it has a model of Jessica Alba doing gymnastics and running around scantily clad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishboot Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 The hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Aviv Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Uh oh. EA are in trouble now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Well, since that girl looks fantastic I am suuuure the game will be fantastic too, because that's the way it works in the real world. Honest. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Yhhh...Alba so ugleh. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I don't see how she is ugly, but I also don't think she is super hot. Out of all the women in Sin City, I'd argue that Alba was probably the most plain. Heck, I'd even take Brittany Murphy over her. In various roles she is meant to be unattractive, but Murphy cleans up nice and is quite hot really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I dont like her, her face shows clear signs of racial degeneration, a depraved lifestyle and unsound mind. This I know, because Physiognomy tells me so. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Omigosh, the truth is out! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 To my eye she This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 To my eye she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabrielle Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 How odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 To my eye she This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BicycleOfDeath Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 An XGames type game? ...They already made the Razor (S)cooter game, what's next? Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Britnay Murphy was at her hottest when she did Clueless, after that she has always looked like a used rawhide shammie. As for the game I never play "extreme sports" games, mostly because they suck, Jessica shaking her 1/2 an ass aside. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumquatq3 Posted September 29, 2005 Author Share Posted September 29, 2005 Amazed by the Alba hating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weiser_Cain Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 An XGames type game? ...They already made the Razor (S)cooter game, what's next? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm saddened that someone besides me knows this game exists... Yaw devs, Yaw!!! ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) Heres some scantily clad photos of Miss Alba herself! the first photo is me, when i dated her in highschool. Yep " Edited September 29, 2005 by WITHTEETH Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 My god, she's unappealing. " I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstrider Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'd beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'm not saying I'd turn down sex from her, and I'm calling BS on any male here who says otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Feel free to call BS on me then. I've turned down sex from ladies who would have been more appealing to me than her on grounds of my faith in the past. She is pretty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'd turn her down. My girlfriend would kill me otherwise. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I'd have to share her with my wife. But we'd prefer someone more like Jennfier Garner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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