Reveilled Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I used to pretend I was a girl. :"> Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
thepixiesrock Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Ok, if your going to post a joke, at least post your truth bit first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then it isn't funny. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
><FISH'> Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 It was live action. I also like fairly odd parents which is my favorite cartoon ever. (which is really something since i watch a lot of cartoons)
Craigboy2 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I have curly hair! Please don't shun me! "Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir." "Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf
Petay Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I went to a Spice Girls concert once. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> On that note: I went to an Elton John concert once :ph34r:
Cantousent Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I went to a Spice Girls concert once. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can forgive anything. ...But this one? Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Commissar Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I went to a Spice Girls concert once. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can forgive anything. ...But this one? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was worth it.
metadigital Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 ...Not really secret but some of you might find it funny: I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them. And I have no excuse for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, one or probably both of you were in on it, so it is not really entirely your fault. It is not a nice thing for a sister to do to her sister, though. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
LoneWolf16 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I went to a Spice Girls concert once. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> May the divinities have mercy on thy soul... :'( I used to like the Backstreet Boys... I WAS YOUNG, AND NAIVE, DAMN IT! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Commissar Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 ...Not really secret but some of you might find it funny: I once, um, sort of slept with the "wrong" twin when I was together with one of them. And I have no excuse for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, one or probably both of you were in on it, so it is not really entirely your fault. It is not a nice thing for a sister to do to her sister, though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He never said they were identical. They could've been fraternal.
Commissar Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I went to a Spice Girls concert once. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> May the divinities have mercy on thy soul... :'( I used to like the Backstreet Boys... I WAS YOUNG, AND NAIVE, DAMN IT! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> See, I never said I went out of personal desire to see the Spice Girls.
Petay Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I used to like the Backstreet Boys... I WAS YOUNG, AND NAIVE, DAMN IT! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As long as you were/are a girl/woman Otherwise that is shocking
Darth Launch Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I once stabbed my brother in the back with a pen... :D DL *waves to evil lurking brother* [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Cantousent Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I once stabbed a co-worker in the chest with a toothpick. He always pinched my arm. At first it was funny, but I got tired of the bruises so I told him to rethink it the next time he got the urge. He pinched my arm again, and I stabbed the toothpick into his chest. So, he's jumping up and down with a toothpick sticking out of his chest screaming, "ouch! ouch! Man, I can't believe you did that!" He pulls the toothpick out, complete with blood on the end of it. We got a good chuckle out of it later. He never pinched my arm again. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
George W. Bush Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Hmmmm. Is unrequited love a secret? Well, I don't really know if it's unrequited, more like complicated, ah I said too much. You guys are dirty. Oh I guess I got one. I poke fun at God and Jesus in jokes. Is that good enough?
julianw Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I once stabbed my brother in the back with a pen... :D DL *waves to evil lurking brother* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *a cold shiver runs down my spine* Hey, no trashtalking about the Backstreet Boys! I know all five names, is that a crime? :D
LoneWolf16 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago...... Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
metadigital Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago...... Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's called growing up. Although there's no accounting for taste. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
julianw Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 I still like them today. *tries his best to keep a straight face, but fails* Alright, alright! They are wussies, but their songs are still decent, no?
metadigital Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 You're right. No. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
LoneWolf16 Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 It's weird......I used to like them........a long time ago...... Now it's all Adema, Mudvayne, APC, P.O.D, Linkin Park, STP, Disturbed...........a big change over the course of maybe a year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's called growing up. Although there's no accounting for taste. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, yes, I know. Taste, you say? What, pray tell, is wrong with A Perfect Circle...hmmm? I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast
Commissar Posted August 26, 2005 Posted August 26, 2005 Man,the Backstreet Boys are less gay. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait a minute...isn't Romania where O-ZONE comes from? Hell, yes! And dragostea din tei to you, sir.
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