Pope Posted August 27, 2005 Posted August 27, 2005 Faithless - No Roots [Maxi Jazz] My love is generations old, I was there when trees died as the world went cold Still there when my people were bought and sold What's going on? What's going on? [Dido] Your love is on a grand scale Mine is in the detail Your love is to change the world We just want to have to hold Two hearts, both forgiving Two ways to see the same thing One house, there's room for all We just want to have to hold (2x) [Maxi Jazz & Dido] No roots, no tree, no family, no me (2x) [Maxi Jazz] Our first **** was more planning than luck I had a deep understanding of what makes you (hot) I did my homework till my dome hurt, I was a stone flirt Hustling for some prone work, and I don't stop I knew that you were good for me, You 'n I fit together so beautifully But only for three years were we in harmony I've ended up part you, part me, Love that we agree, not to be ugly And now that we're free to create our own destiny You will always be a friend to me My love persists over land and sea, through centuries I'll fill you up like rice and peas, Like the breeze, Cool ya skin, fill your hair, Even when I'm not there. Like the breeze, Cool ya skin, fill your hair, Even when I'm not there. Like the breeze, Cool ya skin, fill your hair, Even when I'm not there. Like the breeze, Cool ya skin, fill your hair, Even when I'm not there.
Cantousent Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Interesting song, Pope. Actually, both of them were quite well done. Here's a little one for me. U2 Beautiful Day The heart is a bloom Shoots up through the stony ground There Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Calax Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 I would say Disco Warcraft but I can't find the lyrics :pout: So I'll go with this instead: Feuer Frei! By Rammstein Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt Ich werf ein Licht in mein Gesicht Ein hei Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Darth Drabek Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 @Eldar: Bosstones MIGHTY MIGHTY....Bosstones MIGHTY MIGHTY :D I used to listen to those guys all the time. Started with Impression That I Get and worked backwards through their catalog. Great stuff, especially the "Don't Know How to Party" album. Nice one, Baley! That's one of my favorite NOFX numbers. If I wanted to post another song as long (and as good ) as my deleted Nick Cave tune, I would search out the lyrics to their masterpiece, "The Decline." Eighteen minutes of concept punk done so damn well that I want to give a copy to everyone who bought Green Day's "American Idiot" and ask them to pick the more accurate commentary on society. And which one just rocks harder. Either way, NOFX wins. Don't think... Drink your wine... Watch the fire burn.... His problems, not mine.... Just be that model citizen. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
Petay Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Another quick addition from me: Sage Francis--Narcissist *Chorus* I dont look at myself in the mirror cause im a narcissist i simply like to watch myself exist now im in a fog and mist now my reflection in anonymous PONDER THIS i seen a reflection of my soul in a store window caught in limbo cause i was dressed all in timbos having fantasies of playin polo with ralph lauren on a tommy hill but my paper thin spirit was still grieving from the versace kill in florida opened the door to the store then i walked down the corridor to see they have a blowout sale on nautica ive always been a lord of the button down flies being they were half priced i passed em on by looking for levis but guess what all my favorite clothing lines and hip designs were being liquidized and it made me sick to my eyes i dont understand when i have no ends the price is quick to rise i'd buy a pair of trends even if it didnt fit my size purchase a surplus of fads from merchants whose adds made these cheap ass fabrics that were so worthless and sad just looked priceless, they used unethical devices to attack my sense of self worth on my pre-pubescant crisis fed into my insecurities so instead of being righteous i want everyone to see me like this its all about who looks the nicest ice is falling off rolie to my body (SHOOT) i hope to hell it doesnt melt and ruin my armani suit while im sweatin this some kid who doesnt got any loot is buying my necklace along with my same exact khakis and army boots (WHAT?!) this is blasphemist, since adidas tried changing its logo there aint nothin been as whack as this, its probably a stunt being pulled by animal rights activists cause of all the third world country garbage while these monkeys sweat over my name brands that exchange hands, from enslaved lands, i wonder if im the same man without reward from what i bought but cant still afford this is the type of sub realization i might have killed the lord didnt mind working free as a walking billboard now i want my money back as the ice spilled and poured onto the floor i did see a reflection of my nike hat, i dont know how others might react for me it was an unsightly act that helped me get my psyche back i stood five feet back afraid that it might strike me like sha-clack-clack what ya think im kidding? its no big thing? what i seen made my heart hurt, stomach turn, throat burn, teeth cringe, spine tingle, and ribs sting... i noticed that the swoosh symbol was nothing but a whip in mid swing Carry on........
Baley Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 NOFX-The Decline Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb? Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of God The fear of change The fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs There's no answers Memorize and sing star spangled songs When the questions Aren't ever asked Is anybody learning from the past? We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done? I took that 22 A gift to me from you To bed with me each night Kept it clean Polished it well Cherished every cartridge, every shell Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt There's a carcass of my second kill Down, by the park, under stone, under pine There's a carcass of my brother William Brother where, have you gone to? I swear, I never thought I could I see so many times They told me to shoot straight Don't pull the trigger, squeeze That will insure a kill A kill is what you want A kill is why we breed The Christians love their guns The church and NRA Pray for their salvations Prey on the lower faiths The story book's been read And every line believed Curriculum's been set Logic is a threat Reason searched and seized Jerry spent some time in Michigan A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine Jerry only stayed a couple months It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass Asphyxiation is simple and fast It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch Don't think (Stay) Drink your wine (Home) Watch the fire burn (Be) His problems not mine (Safe) Just be that model citizen I wish I had a schilling (For each senseless killing) For every senseless killing I'd buy a government America's for sale And you can get a good deal on it (A good deal on it) And make a healthy profit Or maybe, tear it apart Start with assumption That a million people are smart Smarter than one Serotonin's gone She gave up, drifted away Sara fled, thought process gone She left her answering machine on The greeting left spoken sincere Messages no one will ever hear Ten thousand messages a day A million more transmissions lay Victims of the laissez faire Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns A hundred decibels turns to one One bullet, one empty head Now with Serotonin gone The man who used to speak Performs a cute routine Feel a little patronized Don't feel bad They found a way inside your head And you feel a bit misled It's not that they don't care, yeah The television's put a thought inside your head Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle I'd like, to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony A symphonic blank stare, yeah It doesn't make you care (make you care) Not designed to make you care (make you care) They're betting you won't care (you won't...) Place a wager on your greed A wager on your pride Why try to beat them when, a million others tried? We are the whore Intellectually spayed We are the queer Dysfunctionally raised One more pill to kill the pain One more pill to kill the pain One more pill to kill the pain Living through conformity One more prayer to keep me safe One more prayer to keep us warm One more prayer to keep us safe There's gonna be a better place Lost the battle, lost the war Lost the things worth living for Lost the will to win the fight One more pill to kill the pain Na na na na na La na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na The going get tough, the tough get debt Don't pay attention, pay the rent Next of kins pay for your sins A little faith should keep us safe Save us The human, existence Is failing, resistance Essential, the future Written off, the odds are Astronomically against us Only moron and genius Would fight a losing battle Against the super ego When giving in is so damn comforting And so we go, on with our lives We know the truth, but prefer lies Lies are simple, simple is bliss Why go against tradition when we can Admit defeat, live in decline Be the victim of our own design The status quo, built on suspect Why would anyone stick out their neck? Fellow members Club "We've Got Ours" I'd like to introduce you to our host He's got his, and I've got mine Meet the decline We are the queer We are the whore Ammunition In the class war We are worker We love our queen We sacrifice We're soilent green We are the queer We are the whore Ammunition In the class war I honestly cannot compare the Decline to American Idiot. It's just so much better...
Shryke Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 wow i forgot just how long that song is... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Musopticon? Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 Fear Factory I've felt darkness closing in on me Chilling shadows surrounding me I've had the poison leak into my skin And it corroded my heart away Bled away Cut away Dark night of my soul... It's not the lyrics as such but the way they're sung. And because of this video: http://www.komag.net/stuff/timelessness_rehevkor_avi.zip Load it. Its worth it; especially if the game is familiar. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Calax Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 (edited) Anybody want Albuquerque? (That is not spelled right...) By wierd Al Edit: For the longest song heres my choice (it's eleven minutes in singing) Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin' It was driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "You got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "NO, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I HATE SAUERKRAUT! That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up old universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque (belch) Edited August 29, 2005 by Calax Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Dark Moth Posted August 28, 2005 Posted August 28, 2005 This might be deleted by mods, but what the heck. Sir Robin's song (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Bravely bold Sir Robin Brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh, brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken! To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged, And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off, And his peni--
Cantousent Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 This wouldn't exactly be an example of my favorite lyrics. Still, it was a funny song. Chumbawumba --- tubthumpin We'll be singin' When we're winnin' We'll be singin' Repeat (4x): I get knocked down But I get up again You're neva gonna Keep me down Pissin' the night away Pissin' the night away He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that Remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that Remind him Of the betta times: "Oh Danny Boy Danny Boy Danny Boy Danny Boy..." Repeat Chorus(4x) Pissin' the night away Pissin' the night away He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that Remind him Of the good times He sings the songs that Remind him Of the betta times: "Don't cry for me Next door neighbour..." Repeat Chorus(4x) Chorus repeated throughout outro 'til end of song Outro: We'll be singin' When we're winnin' We'll be singin' Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
EnderAndrew Posted August 29, 2005 Posted August 29, 2005 Pearl Jam - Black Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul As the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn Ooh, and all I taught her was everything Ooh, I know she gave me all that she wore And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds Of what was everything? Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin round my head I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning How quick the sun can, drop away And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass Of what was everything? All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad turned my world to black Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be...yeah... Uh huh...uh huh...ooh... I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star In somebody else's sky, but why Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine
Cantousent Posted August 30, 2005 Posted August 30, 2005 Space Oddity by David Bowie. Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare "This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell me wife I love her very much she knows" Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you.... "Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do." Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cantousent Posted August 30, 2005 Posted August 30, 2005 Here is the "spiritual successor" by Peter Schilling: Standing there alone, the ship is waiting. All systems are go. "Are you sure?" Control is not convinced, but the computer has the evidence. No need to abort. The countdown starts. Watching in a trance, the crew is certain. Nothing left to chance, all is working. Trying to relax up in the capsule "Send me up a drink." jokes Major Tom. The count goes on... 4, 3, 2, 1 Earth below us drifting, falling. Floating weightless calling, calling home... Second stage is cut. We're now in orbit. Stabilizers up, runnning perfect. Starting to collect requested data. "What will it affect when all is done?" thinks Major Tom. Back at ground control, there is a problem. "Go to rockets full." Not responding. "Hello Major Tom. Are you receiving? Turn the thrusters on. We're standing by." There's no reply. 4, 3, 2, 1 Earth below us drifting, falling. Floating weightless calling, calling home... Across the stratosphere, a final message: "Give my wife my love." Then nothing more. Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning. They don't realize he's alive. No one understands, but Major Tom sees. "Now the light commands this is my home, I'm coming home." Earth below us drifting, falling. Floating weightless coming home... Earth below us drifting, falling. Floating weightless coming, coming home... home..... Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Reveilled Posted September 5, 2005 Posted September 5, 2005 Time to put all those years of wizardry school to use! [Pulls out wand] Ressurectus Threadio! Save Ginny Weasly - Harry and the Potters Are you scared to walk through the hallway? Are you worried that the spiders run away? Are you petrified...of being petrified? Are we going to have to save the school again? We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school from that unseen horror. We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school again. It's been freaking out all the kids, It even took out Miss Norris. Ate up the film in Colin's camera, And petrified our friend Hermione Granger. We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school from that unseen horror. We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school again. You can't take my best friend's sister! You can't take my best friend's sister! You can't take my best friend's sister! And get away with it! We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school from that unseen horror. We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the Basilisk, We've got to save the school again. ------ Beautiful Ladies - Bill Bailey Beautiful ladies in danger, Danger all round the world, I will protect them, because I'm Chris de Burgh! Beautiful ladies, in emergency situations! Beautiful ladies are lovely, But sometimes they don't take care, They're too busy with their make-up, Or combing their lovely hair, To take basic safety precautions. But I will protect them, I will save the pretty ones, With their smiles and their sparkling eyes, But let the ugly ones die... I have no place for them, In my new world order, I won't waste my seed on hideous trolls! Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls! Hunt them down, there shall be no clemency! Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the trolls! Look under the bridges, that's where they hide! That's where they hide.... And beauty... shall be my bride. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
Darth Drabek Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Maestro, some pop culture-inundated novelty music, if you please? Nerf Herder - For You I would hire the A-Team And I'd crash the General Lee I'd make ****tails like Tom Cruise And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anything for you, for you I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose I'd catch Pac-Man fever too I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anything for you, for you And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right And I'd sweat to the oldies all night I'd be depressed like Morrissey And slayed by Buffy every week I would do anything for you I would fight the Karate Kid And I would get arrested on CHiPs And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you I'd do anything for you Just about anything for you I'd do anything for you, for you baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
EnderAndrew Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't much fun My puppy died late last fall He's still rotting in the hall Dead puppies aren't much fun Mom says puppy's days are through She's gonna throw him in the stew Dead puppies aren't much fun Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun Dead puppies Dead puppies
EnderAndrew Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 "Tribute" [spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul) [spoken] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." [sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow... Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best mutha****in' song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. [sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [skat] All right! All right!
Baley Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 Nargaroth-Black Metal ist Krieg Black Metal ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg! Black... Black Metal ist Krieg! Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Black... Black Metal ist Krieg! Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg! Black Metal! Black... Black Metal ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Black... Black... Black Metal ist Krieg! ****, Metal ist Krieg! Black Metal! Black... Black Metal ist Krieg! Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Krieg... Ihr Wichser, es ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Ihr Wichser... Krieg... Krieg... Black Metal ist Krieg! Black ****ing Metal ist Krieg! Krieg... **** you! Krieg, es ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg! Krieg... Ihr Wichser, Krieg! Es ist Krieg! Black Metal ist Krieg ...
Cantousent Posted September 6, 2005 Posted September 6, 2005 lol, Baley. You doofus. I'll have to think about this one and post another lyric later. Thanks for keeping the thread going. This is probably my favorite thread in the place. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Darth Drabek Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 The jaw-dropping intro track to a beautifully complex concept album about adultery: The Afghan Whigs - Crime Scene, Part 1 Tonight, tonight I say goodbye To everyone who loves me Stick it to my enemies, tonight Then I disappear Bathe my path in shining light Set the dials to thrill me Every secret has its price This one's set to kill Too loose, too tight, too dark, too bright A lie, the truth, which one should I use? If the lie succeeds Then you'll know what I mean When I tell you I have secrets To attend Do you think I'm beautiful? Or do you think I'm evil? Will you take me for a ride? The one that never ends Too loose, too tight, too dark, too bright A lie, the truth, which one shall I use? If the lie succeeds Then you'll know what I mean When I tell you I have secrets To attend Tonight, tonight I say goodbye To everything that thrills me As I throw the chains I forged in life To shatter on the floor As I dream all the evidence Is piling up against me As I breathe all the essence rare Is falling off the vine And if you knew, just how smooth I could stop it on the dime You could meet me at the scene of the crime baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
Cantousent Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Personal significance. To do the right thing for the wrong reason. There but for the grace of God go I. Here's a song that I love: October And the trees are stripped bare Of all they wear What do I care October And kingdoms rise And kingdoms fall But you go on...and on... October - U2. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Cantousent Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Neil Diamond I think it's going to rain today: Broken windows and empty hallways, a pale dead moon in a sky streaked with grey. Human kindness is overflowing, and I think it's gonna rain today. Scarecrows dressed in the latest styles, the frozen smiles to chase love away. Human kindness is overflowing, and I think it's gonna rain today. Lonely, lonely. Tin can at my feet, I think I'll kick it down the street. That's the way to treat a friend. Bright before me the signs implore me: Help the needy and show them the way. Human kindness is overflowing, and I think it's gonna rain today. Lonely, so lonely. Tin can at my feet, I think I'll kick it down the street. That's the way to treat a friend. Bright before me the signs implore me: Help the needy and show them the way. Human kindness is overflowing, and I think it's gonna rain today. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
Calax Posted September 7, 2005 Posted September 7, 2005 Montana By the Capital Steps If your a psycho who is unemployed... If your a schitso wacko paranoid.... If you don't leave your room If your predictin doom You ought to go somplace thats perfect for you.... Try montana, your not a wierdo there don't need to wash your hair live in a shed If your lonley you can start talking to voices that live in your head... There are many types of paranoia TAKE YOUR PICK! if they're really out to get ya then YOU'RE NOT THAT SICK! Try Montana it's the who's who of nuts I may be crazy but so am I! Dangit! I forget the rest! Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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