darth spock Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Thirty Minutes? Were they late for a meeting? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Visas: The Exile...what does he look like? Handmaiden: Like a man. Visas: I know that. Handmaiden: Fine, I won't tell you. Visas: Come, on. [Force Persuade] Tell me what the Exile looks like. Handmaiden: [success] I will tell you what the Exile looks like. Visas: Go ahead... Handmaiden: As I said, like a man, but it is more than that. Visas: He's not...oh Force... Handmaiden: No. Visas: Is he hot or not?! I need to know so I can decide on whether I want to talk with him after Dantooine. Handmaiden: Wait, what? Visas: Didn't you read the script at all?! You take Kreia away 'cause you think she killed him and then I talk with him. Handmaiden: That's not fair! I want to talk with him! Visas: No! You won't! He's mine, damnit! Handmaiden: They can't just take him away! Visas: Oh yes they can. The Force does benefit me... Handmaiden: You didn't... Visas: Oh I did... Handmaiden: You didn't use the Force to persuade the writers to get you and the Exile together!? Visas: What? No. Of course not. I just burned that dancers outfit using Force Lightning. Handmaiden: [very angry] WHAT?! That was my ticket to love! Visas: Not anymore. [calls] Oh Exile, shouldn't we go to Dantooine to meet up with the Masters? Handmaiden: Aaugh! [runs up to Prop department offset and comes back with a Bothan stunner and stun cuffs] [Handmaiden and Visas start charging at the Exile]. Exile: What?! Help! Somebody! I'm being attacked by rabid fangirls! Handmaiden: I'll save you from her! Visas: She will bring you to the darkside! Let me save you! [Disciple runs up] Disciple: I will save you! [Exile stares, grabs the stun cuffs and hand cuffs himself to Visas and the Handmaiden]. Exile: I'm all yours. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I saw that coming a mile away. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master_pendrak Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Exile to Atris: Thats my saber, give it back NOW! Atris: oh you want it? come and get it *slips lightsaber down her robes* Exile: uhm..come on give it back, please? Atris: nope, your going to have to come get it if you want it *smiles seductivley* Exile: *gulp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Exile to Atris: Thats my saber, give it back NOW! Atris: oh you want it? come and get it *slips lightsaber down her robes* Exile: uhm..come on give it back, please? Atris: nope, your going to have to come get it if you want it *smiles seductivley* Exile: *gulp* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So that's how Atris really told the Exile she loved him. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Exile to Atris: Thats my saber, give it back NOW! Atris: oh you want it? come and get it *slips lightsaber down her robes* Exile: uhm..come on give it back, please? Atris: nope, your going to have to come get it if you want it *smiles seductivley* Exile: *gulp* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D , Obsidian should have added this scene (w00t) , but then 'Wacko Jacko' wouldve gone after K2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Wacko Jacko: Who are you?? Hk 47: Irriated Statemant: I am Hk-47 and I have been sent by my master to terminate your worthless meatbag existance. So Charge weapons...................... So Hasta La Vista MeatBag. Wacko Jacko(in a woman's voice): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hk 47: Joyful Statement: Another day Another MeatBag (laughs evily to himself). A day Later: Revan: Hk 47 I do want you to kill another meatbag for me. Hk 47: Statement: Yes Master. Whom do you want me kill today? Revan: I want you to Kill Mical the Disciple and I do want you to take your time with killing him. Another thing go to the Onderon Quick Mart and put up the good stuff that me and Bastile really like and you can get anything you want. Hk 47: Joyful Statement: I will do as you command. Another thing, how is your swordmanship training doing? Revan: It is doing good Hk 47. Hk 47 walks in Mical the Disciple's bed room. Hk 47: Statemant: Time to die bitch. Disciple: Oh My. Blasters shots are fired at Disciple and Killing him instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Exile: So tell me, Visas, how is it possible that you attacked me with a red lightsaber, yet when I defeated you, I received a yellow lightsaber? Visas: With the Force, one can learn abilities that could otherwise be considered supernatural... [You have been granted Force Respray.] HK-47: Complaint: Master, this Sith meatbag is tougher than I thought. I have been torturing him with Bastila: Jedi Princess episodes for two hours and he still didn't pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenelis Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Thirty Minutes? Were they late for a meeting? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, but Revan has Force Speed. ----- Exile: Kreia, I have a simple question. Kreia: Ask, and I shall answer. Exile: It's very simple. All I want to know is this: what is your favorite color? Kreia: The color I prefer is the same as that which flows through one's veins and beats through one's heart. But it is not the color of blood, for does the Force not also flow through all things? Yet you are a hole in the Force, and thus the Force does not flow through you, so perhaps the color I prefer is not a tangible thing, just as the sound of a tree falling in Kashyyyk makes no sound unless one is there to hear it, unless it lands on a Wookiee, in which case it most certainly makes a squish, or does it? And that is the only answer I can give you. Exile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Well my verison of Revan has many abilities that are unatural to the Jedi and the Sith. that is why my verison of Kotor 1 that Bastila always falls inlove with Revan regardless of Revan's gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Noooooo!!! You corrupted Bastila! At least we know now whom to blame... kenelis, the Kreia thing is awesome . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Well my verison of Revan has many abilities that are unatural to the Jedi and the Sith. that is why my verison of Kotor 1 that Bastila always falls inlove with Revan regardless of Revan's gender. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Atton: Boy, I need sometime off. Exile: What? I've never taken you off this ship! You just sit here and type that stupid novel! By the way how you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on since we left Peragus? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that since we left Peragus. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 For those who, unlike me, believe in the Kreia-Kae thing... [Disciple and Handmaiden are walking in the rebuilt Enclave courtyard, arm in arm. Suddenly, Vrook and Kreia emerge on the opposite sides of the alleyway.] Vrook: Mical! Disciple: Father! Handmaiden: Mr. Lamar! Kreia: Brianna! Handmaiden: Mother! Disciple: Mrs. Kae! Vrook: Arren! Kreia: Vrook! or maybe... [Exile is standing at the Trayus Core, holding a lightsaber at Kreia's neck; Kreia, small, exhausted, powerless, defenseless, wrinkled, blind, with both hands missing, kneels before him.] Kreia: Exile... I am your exility! Exile: Nooooooo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Bastila: Some of this Fangirls think of me as a lesbian sex goddess. Revan: I can make that happen...................Juhani. Juhani: Yes Revan: I do think Bastila wants a lesson in love. Juhani and Bastila: But not in front of the fanboys/girls. Revan: Alright, No skin off my back. 30 mins Later. Bastila: It was quite enjoyable. Juhani: I always knew you had it in you. In another room, Revan walks in. Revan: I do would the "second" function of this lightsaber. Then the Lightsaber viberates. Revan: Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 An I the only one who doesn't consider "adult only" entries funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Does the pope sh!t into the woods? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Is it what you want your character to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I know I should have quoted your post first. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petay Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I know I should have quoted your post first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathScepter Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Bastila: What do you mean I am an Ice Princess? Revan: Because you are bitch. Influence: Lost Bastila. DS Point. Bastila: you are the most self righteous ahole this side of Tatooine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I know I should have quoted your post first.I don't understand the connection between my post and this one. Please explain it without being rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 "Am I the only one who doesn't consider "adult only" entries funny?" "Does the pope sh!t into the woods?" What's the answer to both of these questions? Hint: I have yet to find a single one of the adult entries funny. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 "Am I the only one who doesn't consider "adult only" entries funny?" "Does the pope sh!t into the woods?" What's the answer to both of these questions? Hint: I have yet to find a single one of the adult entries funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Same here. Mus, you should really quote posts when you're responding to one. (as I've done above) It's easier to do and to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darknesslord Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 must be funny to those with no ssexual life and the younger one I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 An I the only one who doesn't consider "adult only" entries funny? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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