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Marcus(Revan): they never told you what happen to Revan

 

 

HK 47: Statement: They told me enough me. They told me you Killed him.

 

 

Marcus(Revan): Hk 47 No I am Darth Revan.

 

 

Hk 47: Statement: Nooooooooooooooooooo That is impossible. You lie.

 

 

Revan: Seach your Feelings and know this to be true.

 

 

Hk 47: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Marcus(Revan): they never told you what happen to Revan

 

HK 47: Statement: They told me enough me. They told me you Killed him.

 

Marcus(Revan): Hk 47  No I am Darth Revan.

 

Hk 47: Statement: Nooooooooooooooooooo That is impossible. You lie.

 

Revan: Seach your Feelings and know this to be true.

 

Hk 47: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. 'I am Darth Revan'. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the game before. Because that's what he says in the game right? Isn't it? 'I am Darth Revan'. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to make a joke! God what a clever, smart boy you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

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Bastila(in a preachy mood): Well Dark Side is very seductive.

 

 

Revan: But Not as seductive as I am......

 

 

Bastila: Oh Really How do you know that?

 

Revan: Dont you remember I was the Dark Lord of the Sith.

 

 

Bastila: How do you know that you were the Dark Lord of the Sith?

 

 

Revan: It is simple because all of those Dreams were not conidence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Temple Scene:

 

 

Bastila: I knew you will come. Malak though you would be afraid to return to the Temple. I have joined Malak's side as his personal student.

 

 

Revan: Dont you wonder why I was the "Master".

 

Revan Shows Bastila his mighty secret.

 

 

Bastila: Oh my, now I do know why you were the Master. Master I am all yours.

 

 

Revan: Score.

 

 

Jolee and Juhani: Scooorrrreeeee

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He shows her his um, privates to her.

 

MOVING ON!

 

Exile: Let's spar handmaiden.

 

Handmaiden: Ok.

 

*They spar for fifthteen minutes*

 

Exile: Nice underwear!

 

*Handmaiden punches him in the face*

 

Exile: OW! What was that for?

 

Handmaiden: Distractions can get you killed, which was the prime example right there.

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u not alon

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Arriving on the ravager bridge:

 

Exile: that's him? If he eats an entire world how can he be so thin?

 

GOTO: Let's ask him, I might need it...

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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