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I dance da goodest out of all of youse.

I don't dance,I get pi$$ed and headbang :thumbsup:

master of my domain

 

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Headbanging is a good alternative. Last time I danced; the ppartners told me that my pelvis is way too stiff. Got the rythm but nil moves.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Peewee Herman's Tequila!

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I can ballroom dance quite well. And that other kind of dancing kids do these days isn't that hard either. You know, the one where you just jump up and down in a dark room and take a lot of ecstacy.

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

Ballroom dancing? Well, that's a different matter entirely. Less hilarious to look at and the patners are generally less...ravy.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Actually I can ballroom dance, and English country dance. Benefits of an old-fashioned edumakation.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Morris dancing? :p"

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Err, I am teh suck at formal dancing.

Morris dancing is even more hilarious than it's greek counterpart. :p

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

No, not Morris dancing you lunatic. i don't have a death wish.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Dancing is just a time-consuming substitute for chatting with the opposite of sex. But ever so much more efficient. :p

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

No, not Morris dancing you lunatic. i don't have a death wish.

 

I bet it is Morris Dancing and you're just too embarrased to admit it. :p"

Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!

Let's just say that I danced once in front of my bathroom mirror and I told myself afterwards: let's not do that ever again.

A quitter never wins, Jules. Try it again, it might grow on ya! By the way, was that "us" (as in "let's") including your mirror image?

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

You didn't see what I saw, so stop encouraging me. And yes, I talk to myself from time to time.

Ever get a response?

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Everybody does that, but dancing might just be like sushi. First time's a no-no, second time's a no-nuh... perhapsie, third time's a perhapsie-yeahie and then you're caught. Who knows?

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funny thing .. martial arts made me a better dancer!

 

but better after an x-girlfriend dragged me to a couple of dancing classes.. :"> ^_^

Fortune favors the bald.

I'd say I'm a pretty decent dancer... it's a shame that most of the music I dance to isn't what I enjoy listening to though :)

 

DL

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I'm the opposite. I stand in a corner with my beer and then I enter the dance floor when the DJ puts something good on, like "All Day and All of the Night" by the Kinks.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Alcohol makes every one an instant dancer, too bad my body won't let me drink. I'd die after just one shot.

A bit like Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter?

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Alcohol just makes me brood. Nasty stuff.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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