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The Necronomicon

 

 

 

The Scepter of Dagon

 

The Cane of the King

 

 

Cool.

Tentacular rape, gruesome eye-socket pokings and now demonic Elder Gods imagery. It's been a hard day on the Obsidian forums, and it's not over yet. :ph34r:

 

Nice pictures, though.

*sobs*

 

My poor sanity.

Don't come the raw prawn with me: you never had any sanity!

Aieeeee!

 

*Gogol like cackling*

 

*capers about, waving a juju made of GM's teeth, and back copies of Roleplayer Independent.*

Nice sculptures. Now all we need is to make someone sculpt from flesh.

 

Don't go bonkers, Walsh. This forum isn't too rich in the sanity department anyway.

Does the Necronomicon actually have the necronomicon's text, or is all just blank pages after the first one? I don't suppose it would matter all that much, as I can't read Arabic. When it comes to losing my sanity, I guess I'll just have to stick with the cheap English translation I picked up in Borders.

Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any.

Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any.

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I thought it was a real history book.

Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts.

Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any.

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Yeah, but if they'd do a fake English translation, you'd think they'd do a fake Arabic original. Then people could just sneak into Middle Eastern Libraries and leave it there. "

Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts.

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Now who's being naive?

Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts.

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Yep, Wikipedia agrees with you. I have a Lovecraft-crazed friend swears there's a real one, but he might be joking/deceived/barking mad. It's possible he's mad because he has read the real one. :ph34r:

 

Well, there was one instance were another fake history book made up by Robert Howard(Conan, King Kull, etc) was thought to exist after NIle made a song about it. The band got several phone calss asking for the text; one of them a library assistant from Germany who thought he had seen one copy in M

Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts.

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Now who's being naive?

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You're insane, so unless you've read it, then your view doesn't count.

Everyone knows the only ancient occult book is the Tome of Eternal Darkness. My buddy Mantorok assured me of this.

What about the Beetles Yellow Submarine played backwards on an old 45rpm record player ?

Everyone knows the only ancient occult book is the Tome of Eternal Darkness.  My buddy Mantorok assured me of this.

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I've been missing out the past few days. I figured everyone would behave in my absense.

No freaking way. Poor Ender...

Bah, the most imaginative author is Hubbard. He created a religion devoted to giving him money. Do you have any idea how creative and persuasive you have to be to do that successfully?

Thetans? Xenu? Not very.

 

Now Fred Sturgeon was one great author. He singlehandedly created my nick

I was referring to the Scientology Bible more than Hubbard's fiction. Very few people have created successful religions of that magnitude, such that they are internationally recognized and have public headquarters. Even fewer of these have created such religions based upon growing their own personal wealth by taking members' assets.

Well, when Dianetics didn't work, it made sense to turn it into a tax-deductible gnostic religion, to hide the details from those that pay and prevent those that take from taking ...