Darth Barth Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Check this guys eBay listings. Neat and evil stuff. I need some of this for my kitchen. Pricey but I think it might be worth it.. what do you think? The Necronomicon The Scepter of Dagon The Cane of the King WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.
kirottu Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Cool. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Tentacular rape, gruesome eye-socket pokings and now demonic Elder Gods imagery. It's been a hard day on the Obsidian forums, and it's not over yet. :ph34r: Nice pictures, though. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Walsingham Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 *sobs* My poor sanity. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Don't come the raw prawn with me: you never had any sanity! OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Walsingham Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Aieeeee! *Gogol like cackling* *capers about, waving a juju made of GM's teeth, and back copies of Roleplayer Independent.* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Musopticon? Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Nice sculptures. Now all we need is to make someone sculpt from flesh. Don't go bonkers, Walsh. This forum isn't too rich in the sanity department anyway. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Reveilled Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Does the Necronomicon actually have the necronomicon's text, or is all just blank pages after the first one? I don't suppose it would matter all that much, as I can't read Arabic. When it comes to losing my sanity, I guess I'll just have to stick with the cheap English translation I picked up in Borders. Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
Musopticon? Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought it was a real history book. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Musopticon? Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Reveilled Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Well, there's no original arabian book, so your book is as good as any. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but if they'd do a fake English translation, you'd think they'd do a fake Arabic original. Then people could just sneak into Middle Eastern Libraries and leave it there. " Hawk! Eggplant! AWAKEN!
Walsingham Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now who's being naive? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
SteveThaiBinh Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep, Wikipedia agrees with you. I have a Lovecraft-crazed friend swears there's a real one, but he might be joking/deceived/barking mad. It's possible he's mad because he has read the real one. :ph34r: "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Musopticon? Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Well, there was one instance were another fake history book made up by Robert Howard(Conan, King Kull, etc) was thought to exist after NIle made a song about it. The band got several phone calss asking for the text; one of them a library assistant from Germany who thought he had seen one copy in M kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
metadigital Posted July 27, 2005 Posted July 27, 2005 Nah, Lovecraft made it up with Howard and few other buddies. The "english edition" is made by fans out of random other 'occult' texts. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now who's being naive? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're insane, so unless you've read it, then your view doesn't count. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Child of Flame Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Everyone knows the only ancient occult book is the Tome of Eternal Darkness. My buddy Mantorok assured me of this.
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 What about the Beetles Yellow Submarine played backwards on an old 45rpm record player ? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Everyone knows the only ancient occult book is the Tome of Eternal Darkness. My buddy Mantorok assured me of this. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I've been missing out the past few days. I figured everyone would behave in my absense.
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 No freaking way. Poor Ender... kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Archmonarch Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Bah, the most imaginative author is Hubbard. He created a religion devoted to giving him money. Do you have any idea how creative and persuasive you have to be to do that successfully? And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
Musopticon? Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Thetans? Xenu? Not very. Now Fred Sturgeon was one great author. He singlehandedly created my nick kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Archmonarch Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 I was referring to the Scientology Bible more than Hubbard's fiction. Very few people have created successful religions of that magnitude, such that they are internationally recognized and have public headquarters. Even fewer of these have created such religions based upon growing their own personal wealth by taking members' assets. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
metadigital Posted July 28, 2005 Posted July 28, 2005 Well, when Dianetics didn't work, it made sense to turn it into a tax-deductible gnostic religion, to hide the details from those that pay and prevent those that take from taking ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
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