Coolest/Funniest Dialogue

[vaxen83]

Exile: "Kreia is a Sith?"

 

Atton: "Are you surprised? All that talk of hatred, manipulation, and standing on your own two feet - sorry, you don't get any more Sith than that."

 

Atton: "Still, if we were all judged by who we were in the past, I don't think you'd understand who we are."

[Enha_Dyone]

Sith :How many sith you think there are in Korriban?

Jolee: Tweelve!..no wait...thirteen!!

[Darth Blivion]

I remember these from the trial of Handon and Rickard on K1 Dantooine:

 

Revan: Handon is lying

Bolook: Why do you think this?

Revan: Fat people always lie!

Carth: lol that's quite funny but shouldn't we be concentrating on the task in hand?

 

Revan: Rickard is lying.

Bolook: Why do you think this?

Revan: He's a sith spy!

Bolook: This is supposed to be serious. I will tell of your failure to the council.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I really hated that section on Dantooine.

 

One of my favourites.

 

Exile: "I know it's an odd request, but do you know any Echani poetry?"

Handmaiden: "Personal shields, I love you so... crafting you and fighting with you... exhilarates me.

{Sung as if reciting poetry, in a soft voice, keep the beats at the ellipses}

You are the MAIN focus of my life... (except for my melee weapons and my armor)... {takes a breath at end before I love you} I love you so."

[vaxen83]

Bao-Dur: "I always feel a sense of calm when I walk the surface of Telos. The Ithorians are truely amazing in their work."

 

Atton: "Amazing at wasting the Republic's credits, maybe."

 

Kreia: "The Force is strong here. Whether Chodo Habat and his herd may have anything to do with it is another matter entirely."

[HIGH ON PIE 14]

Oh I get it let play with the old mans head is it? He's half-senile he'll forget I said anything! Uh...wiat what was this about agian?

- Jolee Bindo

 

 

Elusive?! Me elusive?! Obviously you've never tried to grab a twilek dancing girl after drinking to much juma juice!

- Jolee Bindo

 

You did'nt get out much as a jedi did you? - Mira

 

Yeah I'll be in my chambers. But since Ido'nt have any I'll just go to the ****pit like I always do.

- Atton Rand

[mandalorianx]

Sith :How many sith you think there are in Korriban?

Jolee: Tweelve!..no wait...thirteen!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

haha yea that was a good one but next time take candoras whit you, dont remember what he said but that was funny

Edited August 9, 2006 by mandalorianx

[vaxen83]

Protocol droid: "I regret to inform you that the Ebon Hawk is gone. The TSF believes it was stolen and is currently investigating."

 

Exile: "What do you mean, "gone"?

 

Protocol droid: "It seems the Ebon Hawk was transferred to Telos' surface instead of an impound dock. However, both the requester and point of delivery are unknown."

 

Protocol droid: "In addition, the vessel is not showing up at any government-sanctioned landing site - I would conjecture it has been stolen and the TSF records have been illegally accessed and modified."

 

Atton: I knew it! That stupid T3 unit stole our ship! It's probably joyriding through the system right now, laughing at us ... laughing at me."

 

Protocol droid: "That is unlikely. While your utility droid is not accounted for, numerous satellites track all incoming and outgoing vessels. There is no record of the Ebon Hawk leaving the system."

 

Atton: "Wait. You're saying the ship's actually somewhere on Telos' surface? I don't understand. Telos' atmosphere is highly corrosive outside the shielded Restoration Zones. Where else could someone land safely?

 

Protocol droid: "I'm sorry. I'm afraid that is all the information I have for you."

Edited August 11, 2006 by vaxen83

[chris the jedi killer]

when hk talks about malachor 5

[vaxen83]

Atton: "Got a minute?"

 

Bao-Dur: "I'm a little busy here. What is it?"

 

Atton: "Won't take more than a minute."

 

Bao-Dur: "All right, I'll work while you talk."

 

Atton: "Look your friend, the Jedi - you know her from way back, don't you? How much do you know about her, really?"

 

Bao-Dur: "Huh? You mean the General? Yeah, during the war, if that's what you mean by way back. Can't say I know too much about her, though."

 

Atton: "Better than anyone else on this ship. Just give me your opinion, okay? And don't laugh."

 

Bao-Dur: "I'm trying to work here, Atton."

 

Atton: "I was just wondering if you thought, maybe, she and I might-

 

Bao-Dur: "You're being serious."

 

Atton: "You said you wouldn't laugh."

 

Bao-Dur: "You are being serious. Atton, she was a general, I was just a tech. Your guess is about as good as mine."

 

Atton: "Well, what's your guess then?"

 

Bao-Dur: "I'm getting back to work."

 

Atton: "Hey! I'm being serious here."

 

T3: "Beep bereeeep deep."

 

Atton: "You're laughing at me? I'll put you on the scrap heap, you walking tin can!"

[Darth Keyan]

Lootra on Nar Shaddaa..he says something like

 

 

Lootra: ''you have taking the wrong room to break into''

 

 

Exile: '' Yeah?..well..you have taking the wrong room to die in''

 

 

Lootra: ''we'll see..if it's a coffin your looking for..this room is more your size''

 

 

 

This part was so funny

Edited August 12, 2006 by LordRevan

[vaxen83]

Atton and T3 in EH...

 

T3: "Dee-deeet."

 

Atton: "Well, check it again. It can't be anything else."

 

T3: "Dee-deeet."

 

Atton: "Just check the damn connector. I don't trust the diagnostics anymore than I trust you."

 

Atton: "Because I don't like droids. They break. In the head."

 

T3: "Dee-deet."

 

Atton: "Well, whatever you call that thing on your...head."

 

T3: "Dee-deet."

 

Atton: "Yeah, well, if I'm mean to you, it's because I care."

[Darth Keyan]

The HK-50 on Peragus

 

When you have the sonic sensor

 

 

HK-50: '' (miner voice recorded)....five droids...burning through the outer door....they're forcing their way into the bay....please, someone,they...oh no,they're through

 

 

HK-50: (miner voice)...Aighhhhh! my leg! They're burned through my leg! I....stop! Stop! St-''

 

 

HK-50: '' Addendum: His remaining attempts at communication are variations in decibel, Master, ranging from frenzied screams to gibbering, inarticulate attempts to beg for his life.

 

 

Edited August 12, 2006 by LordRevan

[vaxen83]

Mandalorian sentry: "I'm surprised that you got this far - the jungle doesn't usually let its prey go that easily - What are you doing here?

 

Exile: "What are you doing on Dxun?"

 

Mandalorian sentry: "We claimed this moon decades ago when we reforged ourselves after Exar Kun's defeat. Some of us call it home. Why are you trespassing here?"

 

Exile: "I was thinking of starting a Czerka office here. I sense a lot of untapped potential."

 

Mandalorian sentry: "That was a joke right? It'll be interesting to see how long you keep your sense of humour - here."

 

Mandalorian sentry: "We have orders to escort you to our camp - our leader wants to speak to you."

 

Exile: "Your leader may be of use to me. Take me to him now."