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Ah, you can fix that like you fix consoles...

 

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With this.

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Kill the mouse and remove the bloody corpse from your printer. Then give the printer a quick wipe and continue using it.

 

You may be thinking "But that's evil ! I can't kill a poor defenceless mouse!" Ah, but you're wrong, killing the mouse is neutral, not evil, for the following reasons:

 

1. It serves your purposes, and isn't a random killing.

2. Your alignment meter doesn't shift to DS when you do it, so it must be OK.

3. You're aware of the possibility that this might be evil, therefore it can't be.

4. Killing a few mice now is necessary in order to avert a greater threat, the True Threat, which is expected to arrive any day now, honestly.

 

So go on, splat that pesky rodent with a smile on your lips and a song in your heart. :devil:

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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The mouse is only a scout!!! That justifies it!! Kill it before it gets out and brings out all its evil battalion :devil:

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I've also seen a snake foolishly climb into a PC power supply to keep warm. I'm guessing you guys don't want to see that pic.

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The mouse had it coming -- that's what they get in return for an ability to breed so fast. That splitting maul next to a picture of a mouse is more than disturbing, though. :p

 

 

I've only seen ants in computers so far... Snakes and mice in a same computer would be interesting. :thumbsup:

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I've also seen a snake foolishly climb into a PC power supply to keep warm.  I'm guessing you guys don't want to see that pic.

 

 

show us please :-

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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