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What was their excuse "We thought you were meditating, then those people all died and the rest of us hadn't heard about you and then someone found a shopping list in an abandoned apartment and we realised that that was your apartment and so we can looking for you ..."

 

 

Acually I checked it and it turns out they didnt even look for her. She was freed by a sudden earthquake and had to crawl back herself. And when she got back to the council, the admins told her to STFU cause she too old to continue training ;)

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Acually I checked it and it turns out they didnt even look for her. She was freed by a sudden earthquake and had to crawl back herself. And when she got back to the council, the admins told her to STFU cause she too old to continue training :p

That is not only implausible, but also ludicrously impractical. How did she eat for one hundred years, sucking worms out of the nearby dirt?

 

I'll wager GL had something to do with this exceptional plot. :thumbsup:

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This was reported in the Sydney morning Herald in Australia today and we all know how much GL loves it here in Aus

'Get ready to reach for the 3D glasses next time you want to see the Star Wars movies in cinemas.

 

With Revenge of the Sith dominating ticket sales around the world, taking more than $US500 million ($662 million) in just 12 days, its producer, Rick McCallum, said yesterday that the next stage involved converting all six instalments into 3D to screen in digital cinemas.

 

Speaking from California, McCallum said the release on a format once considered gimmicky could start within two years.

 

While there were only about 460 digital cinemas around the world - including Fox Studios in Sydney - this would need to expand to between 1500 and 3000 to make the 3D release viable. After years of speculation about the format, McCallum said the interest shown in 3D by directors George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Robert Zemeckis and Robert Rodriguez would encourage cinema owners to switch.

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Not new, i'm not trolling, just saying its not new. At leats now there will be a point to seeing it in an IMAX theatre

 

No doubt GL will tinker with the films again for the re release on one of the big dvd formats.

Anything to tinker with success rather than go out and try and create something excellent.

 

Not to mention one last whoring of the current content as "last time available ever", before he adds a two-headed green Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader becomes Darth Moeder.

 

Then again, if it means Episode I and II will have a complete rescripting (yeah, sure) then I see nothing to lose ...

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A pequel to episode 1?

 

 

Just what I dug up on the subject:

 

 

Not exactly evidence

http://Newspaper Article

"I tried the most potent Noise Amplification spell once upon a time. Mavellous spell. I could hear the birds speaking to one another in trees over the horizon, I could hear the rustlings as the clouds rubbed against each other in the sky. I could hear the sound a rainbow makes as it arches it's back over the world. Then a dog barked behind me and I burst my left eardrum."

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..oh btw, you cut out the best part pf page 3!!!!!

I guess they put that article there so that whitevanmen could pretend to be reading about GL instead of perving at a young girls mamories.

 

In fact, maybe it is a cunning meme, placed in the paper by social engineers to measure the reach of page 3 in society ... >_<"

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Well if it's in the "Daily Star", it's just got to be true............. :thumbsup:

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