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The horrors of cable

Kaftan Barlast
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lol you can't rent something like that cos it is illegal - at least where i live. When i was at high school some guy had a tape of it and it got passed round.

 

 

lol@ darth barth

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Now there seems to be some kind of vintage thing on. Its seems to be about two guys eating cake and talking while a woman in a wool cap sits in the background.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

But isnt it still daylight? I know countries in mainland europe have a more relaxed attitude to showing naughty stuff in the day but do they expect many ppl are fap fap fapping right now? :wub:

 

Anyway the real horror of cable is shopping channels and infomercials and crap american sitcoms

there is an extremely funny softcore porn channel on my cabel set-up .. called Private Blue! mostly it's eastern European girls playing with themselves ..

 

but when men get's involved they go to extreme lenghts in hiding the actual 'action' .. it's really humerous! and the dialouge .. :p

 

example: man standing next to a fireplace, he places his hand near it and says (to a girl) .. "This is hot, let's see how hot you are!" (in extremely bad english) :devil:

Fortune favors the bald.

How do you go out and rent something like that if you don't want to see it?  What the hell did you think Animal Farm meant?  :devil:

 

Not to be confused with Orwells book....

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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All animals are sexy

But some are more sexy than others

this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed.

 

I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi.

;) This thread reminds me of my first year in high school. T'was...different.
kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed.

 

I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi.

 

 

And you've been using the internet for how long now? :thumbsup:

Grossest one i've ever seen is called Animal Farm. No explanation needed you guys can figure it out for yourself :p  :'(  :ph34r:

 

was not nice.

 

So, not based on George Orwell's story then?

Harvey

all animals are horney .. but some are more horney than others..

Fortune favors the bald.

All animals are sexy

But some are more sexy than others

 

 

Copycat copycat!

ehh .. and you didn't copy yours? :rolleyes:

Fortune favors the bald.

Mine is an original quote from the book: Animal Farm - The Cummunist Revolution by George Whorewell

well you replaced Equal with sexy .. and I replaced equal with horney ..

 

therefore none of us are original .. hence my "ehh .. and you didn't copy yours?"

Fortune favors the bald.

Damn you! Damn you and your literary skills! and your FASTUS POST EDITERING SKILLS!!!

muhahahhhahaha!!!

Fortune favors the bald.

this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed.

 

I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi.

 

 

And you've been using the internet for how long now? :thumbsup:

 

A long time, and I've had my share of pron adventures. But come on...straws? That's just disgusting.

A long time, and I've had my share of pron adventures. But come on...straws? That's just disgusting.

yeah, disgusting... i mean...straw porn :p

 

 

:thumbsup:

I don't even want to know what that little "whinkey" at the bottom is supposed to symbolize Ludozee!

Fortune favors the bald.

I don't even want to know what that little "whinkey" at the bottom is supposed to symbolize Ludozee!

 

 

Ludozee has an anal straw pr0n fetish?

Well it seems we have crossed the line folks ... time to close down the sandbox.

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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