EnderAndrew Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I read that with a pen in my mouth. I have an oral fixation.
11XHooah Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I read that with a pen in my mouth. I have an oral fixation. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well we definitely don't want you to be one of those 100 people. So find something else to put in there. War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. --John Stewart Mill-- "Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns." --Black Hawk Down-- MySpace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=44500195
metadigital Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
jaguars4ever Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 P.S. Pepsi is better than Coca Cola. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...at sucking. WHO IS YER DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
metadigital Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 I prefered Crystal Tab actually. Every once in a few years I still see a machine that sells Tab cola. But I don't think Tab cola is produced anywhere. I think this is someone's personal stock-pile of Tab cola from the 70's being sold here and there today. Starfish have no brains, much like Yankee fans. And the only thing cool about New Coke was the Max Hedroom commercials. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I still remember the original Tab advert with the woman catching the frisbee on the beach. It is illegal to have sex under a vehicle in Bristol, UK. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 P.S. Pepsi is better than Coca Cola. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...at sucking. WHO IS YER DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Noooooooooo! My own joke against me! I"LL BE BACK!!
metadigital Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 I"LL BE BACK!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "Yeah! Yeah! You did say that!" "I LIED." OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
EnderAndrew Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Jesus Saves. Allah Protects. Cthulu thinks you would make a nice sandwich.
EnderAndrew Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 When doctors are using surgical staples, they don't use staple guns. In fact, doctors get upset when you use staple guns in the OR.
Draken Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 In fact, doctors get upset when you use staple guns in the OR. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late. Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body
EnderAndrew Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 You should also not use the staple gun when she is late.
jaguars4ever Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Useless Information: Evidently, lightsabers don't cut through adamantium... ...or do they?
Musopticon? Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 For a moment I thought he had bone claws... That would have been wierd. Hey, Lord Darkwind made te metal! Of course nothing can destroy a metal made by a ninja master. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
jaguars4ever Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 They are bone in that pic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, but his bone claws are weaker so they're automatically disqualified. More Useless Information: The Ghost of Baley is lurking again. :ph34r:
Darth Flatus Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 The Ghost of Baley is lurking again. :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Musopticon? Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 It is. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
metadigital Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Useless Information: Evidently, lightsabers don't cut through adamantium... [snip: http://holonesquik.free.fr/Wolverine%20VS%20Darth%20Maul.jpg ] ...or do they? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When an unstoppable projectile collides with an immoveable object ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Shryke Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Sprite is the best drink.... EVER! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the filthy spam-monkey lies!! (w00t) when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 No " Best drink ever=Sprite and maybe 7up.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sprite just makes me thirstier (even more so than Pepsi, Fanta or the like). Don't know why. The best drink ever is Melon Soda, available from the best vending machines in Japan. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Silvershadow Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Apparently I'm able to juggle work and a social life and still somehow manage to write a 16 page chapter in a week. I really wish I had become aware of this ability when I was in university. P.S. Diet Pepsi and Diet Dr. Pepper are the best. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
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