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Not at all useless info: Diplomacy is a fun game. A very fun game. You should play it. You should play it by email. You should play it by email, now. it's a very fun game.

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useless info:

 

 

 

Sin City is THE most accurate comic-to-film adaption in the history of mankind.

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Useless Information -

 

Many fear the missing person case of ncr may turn into a homocide investigation. Possible suspects: Enderwiggin, Nartwak.

 

Local authorites insist this is not related to the dissapearances of Rosberg or the infamous spam artist Baley.

Good luck getting a conviction without a corpse! Besides, I like Rosbjerg and Baley. Well... Rosbjerg anyways. :)"

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I suppose I will contribute.

P.S. Pepsi is better than Coca Cola.

There is no need to contribute false information.

Useless Information: Mandalore Tim sent me this really funny link  :geek:

:lol::p:thumbsup::lol:

I must be in a good mood, but those descriptions seemed to be dead on. (See what I did there?)

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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Do you bite your thumb at me?

 

Romeo and Juliet, anyone?

 

Pepsi has never once led in the cola wars. This is fact. Pepsi copies every move Coke makes, such as Splenda, C2, Vanilla Coke, Coke with Lime, etc.

 

Pepsi's innovations clearly suck like a Lewinski. Pepsi Blue and Pepsi Spice anyone?

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I prefered Crystal Tab actually. Every once in a few years I still see a machine that sells Tab cola. But I don't think Tab cola is produced anywhere. I think this is someone's personal stock-pile of Tab cola from the 70's being sold here and there today.

 

Starfish have no brains, much like Yankee fans.

 

And the only thing cool about New Coke was the Max Hedroom commercials.

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John Crapper invented the first flush toilet.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--

 

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That may or may not be true. There are many tales of who invented the first flush toilet and it has neither been proven or disproven that Crapper (I've also heard Thomas Crapper) invented the john.

 

Toilets were originally called water closets however.

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Yeah, it's actually fake. Although John Crapper was a real man, and he did own a plumbing company until it went down the drain (HAHAHA :D ) Get it. Went down the drain. Yeah.......Anyway, more useless info:

 

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

 

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

 

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

 

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

 

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (this one's good to know)

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--

 

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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have \\$1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

 

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.

 

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

 

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

 

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

 

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

 

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

 

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

 

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

 

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

 

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--

 

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