Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Obsidian Forum Community

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

April the first. It figures... :lol:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I really hate this day. Too many retarded jokes going around. LOL

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

some people need help.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

478327[/snapback]

It burns

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

478327[/snapback]

:lol:

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

...'ere's another one from NWN 2:

 

 

karzak23gc.jpg

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

That chick is HOT! If she'd agree to have sex with me then Id never buy another BIO game!

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

That chick is HOT! If she'd agree to have sex with me then Id never buy another BIO game!

 

 

 

...that could be arranged (ya'd have ta supply yer own motor oil, jumper cables, an' 12 volt), but I know yer too much o' a BIOborg ta stick wit' the deal...so no dice... :lol:

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

"...that could be arranged (ya'd have ta supply yer own motor oil, jumper cables, an' 12 volt), but I know yer too much o' a BIOborg ta stick wit' the deal...so no dice..."

 

Youa re so wrong. HOT passionate sex > silly games

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

Youa re so wrong. HOT passionate sex > silly games

 

 

 

...I'd believe ya if ye actually had a reference point fer that comment...sadly, yer doomed ta dirtnap whilst nigh deflowered, so yer words fall upon deaf ears... :lol:

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

Today would have been a better day for Feargie to post that message about forum closure.

"Console exclusive is such a harsh word." - Darque

"Console exclusive is two words Darque." - Nartwak (in response to Darque's observation)

"I'd believe ya if ye actually had a reference point fer that comment...sadly, yer doomed ta dirtnap whilst nigh deflowered, so yer words fall upon deaf ears"

 

Type English and I'll reply to this. :)

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

"I'd believe ya if ye actually had a reference point fer that comment...sadly, yer doomed ta dirtnap whilst nigh deflowered, so yer words fall upon deaf ears"

 

Type English and I'll reply to this. :)

 

That is english.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

478327[/snapback]

Youa re so wrong. HOT passionate sex > silly games

 

Count Volournia is right on the money.

Count Volournia is right on the money.

 

 

...yes, but how would he know it???... :lol:

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

"...yes, but how would he know it???..."

 

Ask your 18 year old sister and your MILF. :p:lol::o:)

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

Ask your 18 year old sister and your MILF. :p  :lol:  :o  :)

 

 

 

...ummm, I ain't got a sister (mebbe it was one o' me brothers in drag; not like ye'd notice...or 'ave any idea 'xactly what ta look fer) an' if'n 'twas me mom's, all that'd be left o' ya'd be a reddish-colored greasy spot on yer bedspread...jus' stick wit' yer pr0n an' lifetime supply o' Vasoline, dwarf; otherwise, yer jus' gonna confuddle yerself... :o

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
How the Trolling used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
Bad news on the Front Page,
BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
I can't remember if I cried
When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
But sadness touched me deep inside,
The day...Black Isle died.


For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

"ummm, I ain't got a sister (mebbe it was one o' me brothers in drag; not like ye'd notice...or 'ave any idea 'xactly what ta look fer) an' if'n 'twas me mom's, all that'd be left o' ya'd be a reddish-colored greasy spot on yer bedspread...jus' stick wit' yer pr0n an' lifetime supply o' Vasoline, dwarf; otherwise, yer jus' gonna confuddle yerself..."

 

It all works for me. :lol:"

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

I really hate April 1st.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.