Necronomicon Ex Mortis

[Weiser_Cain]

Was watching Evil Dead 2 and thought "hey, why dont I do my own version of the Necronomicon"! It's actually something I've been wanting to do since highschool.

 

What sort of subjects would you like to see in my Necronomicon? And how many pages(years of my life) would you think is acceptable?

[Darque]

[jaguars4ever]

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Translation: Well Weiser - if you're looking for something scary, you could always use some of your concepts.

 

 

*GASP*

 

Darque! How rude!

 

 

:D

[Darque]

[Weiser_Cain]

Or I could rip your head off and tak a few pictures...

[Nitron]

I think I've seen that one. With Bruce Campbell, a.k.a. the worst actor in the world, right?

[Weiser_Cain]

AKA Best B-movie ever.

[Weiser_Cain]

Wait a min, have you ever heard of william shatner? Really bad actor, fat, killed his wife...

[jaguars4ever]

O.K. Weiser : You'll need an Evil Dead-esque "wayward" hand - preferably servered. I'm sure you can do an excellent job drawing this as vestige disproportionality (intentional or otherwise), tends to be your forte.

 

Also you might want to check out the groovy Book of the Dead used in the Mummy movies. Man, does this Book signify great B-movies or what?

[Weiser_Cain]

Well I'm going to stay away from similar types of work other than what I've alread got burned into my brain so that it's not just my version of geiger airbrushing a landscape that really just a spine, some grating, and a vagina, thats really the devil.

 

O.K. Weiser : You'll need an Evil Dead-esque "wayward" hand - preferably servered. I'm sure you can do an excellent job drawing this as vestige disproportionality (intentional or otherwise), tends to be your forte.

I is try gonna do as go if dob as youb do ig engrish(intentional or otherwise).

 

Considering I put up about 10% of my 'work',(none of which were finished pieces apart from juhani which was pretty good before my HD died) how would you even know what my forte is?

[Child of Flame]

Well I'm going to stay away from similar types of work other than what I've alread got burned into my brain so that it's not just my version of geiger airbrushing a landscape that really just a spine, some grating, and a vagina, thats really the devil.

 

O.K. Weiser : You'll need an Evil Dead-esque "wayward" hand - preferably servered. I'm sure you can do an excellent job drawing this as vestige disproportionality (intentional or otherwise), tends to be your forte.

I is try gonna do as go if dob as youb do ig engrish(intentional or otherwise).

 

Considering I put up about 10% of my 'work',(none of which were finished pieces apart from juhani which was pretty good before my HD died) how would you even know what my forte is?

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Because you always bristle up and get defensive whenever someone criticizes your work? If you didn't have doubts, and really thought you were a good artist, you'd have no need to get defensive.

[Darque]

<Troll>Because you always bristle up and get defensive whenever someone criticizes your work?  If you didn't have doubts, and really thought you were a good artist, you'd have no need to get defensive.  </Troll>

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I gotta admit this is a good point, an artist should be able to handle criticism. And grow from it.

[Child of Flame]

<Troll>Because you always bristle up and get defensive whenever someone criticizes your work?  If you didn't have doubts, and really thought you were a good artist, you'd have no need to get defensive.  </Troll>

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I gotta admit this is a good point, an artist should be able to handle criticism. And grow from it.

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Well damn, if it's actually a good point, I'm taking the Troll tags off.

[jaguars4ever]

Well damn, if it's actually a good point, I'm taking the Troll tags off.

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Off with them already! Ah, the wonders of the "Edit Function". :">

[Aegis]

Bruce Campbell isn't even close to the worst actor in the world. At least he can act, albeit badly. Take a look at Steven Segal for example. It's like he's wearing a mask. Can he even change expression?

[Weiser_Cain]

What you have to understand is I'm a very rude person. I try to keep this under wraps but when someone starts with me well I open the gates a bit.

I kind of wish we could meet in real person so that you could see just how tame my post are. jaguars4ever wouldn't even want to be in the room with me, and what with the eye gouging and refusal to wear pants....

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

there are already several versions of the Necronicon , including one bound in human skin.

 

If I were you I would do things that push your sanity to the limits and then write about it. Gibberish will just make it all the more authentic. Such a book would have to be unfinished because of your untilmely death though. It all adds to the mystery.

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

Bruce Campbell isn't even close to the worst actor in the world. At least he can act, albeit badly. Take a look at Steven Segal for example. It's like he's wearing a mask. Can he even change expression?

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Overdoing botox will do that to you.

[Weiser_Cain]

there are already several versions of the Necronicon , including one bound in human skin.

 

If I were you I would do things that push your sanity to the limits and then write about it. Gibberish will just make it all the more authentic. Such a book would have to be unfinished because of your untilmely death though. It all adds to the mystery.

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You mean like vote republican and trust the europeans?

The skin thing and the intended name are nods to Evil Dead 2.

 

And another thing about my supposed defensiveness take a look in my neglected topic Here to see how I respond to a critique uther than 'you suck'.

Jaguars4ever has issues with me and seeks to bring me down so to hell with him.

 

Segal didn't use botox to achieve that dead actor look, he went to the Kevin Kostner school of acting(like you live off styrofoam).

[Weiser_Cain]

Anyway we're getting distracted. What would youlike to se in a Necronomicon?

[Laozi]

Rodney James Dio. Hes evil, way evil

 

 

The you can have Zakk Wilde weilding dual axes and reeming the flesh off Angela Lansbury with a symphony or eternal gloom and despair.

 

and the someone could kill a lamb, check that a baby lamb

Rock

[Weiser_Cain]

Has this place become totaly useless in my absence?

[Ohma]

I don't think you had anything to do with it...

 

If anything it's because of people like me...

 

dotdotdot

[Darque]

Has this place become totaly useless in my absence?

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Or maybe your innate "nature" has caused people to avoid this?

[Weiser_Cain]

Well I get decent responces on other forums...

*calmly waits for responce better suited for 'admiral' chemix*