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I guess I'm not the only conspiracy theorist with bad luck with women... (assuming you really are a conspiracy theorist)

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Active consideration.

I guess I'm not the only conspiracy theorist with bad luck with women... (assuming you really are a conspiracy theorist)

Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that you both *are* conspiracy theorists... :p

 

 

:ph34r:

Well that has managed to entertain me peers for a while when I'm in school... And make most of them think I am insane...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

They're not conspiracy theorists who are bad with women.

 

Women are just out to get them. :p

No women are out to get "away" from us...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

why sacrifice someone you can manipulate

 

bah manipulation is easy .. sacrifice is fun!

 

and to the conspiracy theorists: you just need to find a nice paranoid girl to share the last time before the end of the world with!

Fortune favors the bald.

Nah I don't want a parinoid girl. I want a regular girl who thinks I am weird. That way I can feel like I am further alienated from everyone...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

Nah I don't want a parinoid girl.  I want a regular girl who thinks I am weird.  That way I can feel like I am further alienated from everyone...

I see. You're just some attentionseeker >_<"

No attention just follows me around... >_<"

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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lol, I stay pretty low key with my theories. Afterall, if people realized how much I knew, soon the Fed's would be after me. :blink:

I am safer this way because if the Feds kill me, everyone will know I was right, or still think I was crazy and I just died. But the Feds can't risk it so I am kept alive...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I don't think the feds could care less .. even if they were part of a big world wide lets-take-over-the-planet organization .. what small pieces of the puzzle you might know would in no way threathen the powers, or you wouldn't be here .. and since there probably isn't a conspiracy, they probably care even less! :ermm:

Fortune favors the bald.

I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy.

It's just that democracy is a lie...

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy. 

It's just that democracy is a lie...

 

Try some Democratol. It'll make democracy seem good again.

I'm not saying there is a world ruling conspiracy. 

It's just that democracy is a lie...

 

it wasn't an argument for that .. I was just trying to come up with a reason for why you haven't been taken, from both sides of the argument! :shifty:

Fortune favors the bald.

To the original poster:

 

1. Don't be crude

2. Don't stare at her breasts

3. Don't grope

4. Make sure you're clean, shaved and don't smell like a tar pit/my brother's bedroom

5. Get to know her first

 

Okay, its all pretty obvious, but you'd be suprised.  Aside from those, be a gentleman.  Corny though it sounds you'd be amazed how many girls you can pick up just from being polite and courteous from the word go (I speak from experiance).  Aside from that, be yourself, and that should weed out the undesirables.

 

Catalyst is correct. Getting a girl to do things with you is easy. BE HER FRIEND. The hard part is trying to change the relationship, if you find this is the woman for you. Relationships that spring from friendships tend to last, because you already have other similar interests and desires. Good luck ..

and stay away from women if they are on some sort of antidepressant.

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

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