Why can't life be more like RPG's?

[PrincessSarah]

Dos cervesas, por favor.

[EnderAndrew]

Donde esta el bano? El queso es viejo y mojo.

[Master Jedi]

I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages.  I really wish the education system in the United States would push that.  I only speak broken Spanish.

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I speak English and a few of its aussie dialects where we mess it up to fool around with the snobby english tourists

[Child of Flame]

I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages.  I really wish the education system in the United States would push that.  I only speak broken Spanish.

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I speak English and a few of its aussie dialects where we mess it up to fool around with the snobby english tourists

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I speak multiple English dialects (because I like to mess around with people occassionally) and some broken Spanish. They only thing I learned in school was the broken Spanish.

[Master Jedi]

saying stuff like I and Bob did this, bad grammar really stirs the English

[Master Jedi]

if life were an RPG i'd never play such a sick and twisted game

[Ludozee]

I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages.  I really wish the education system in the United States would push that.  I only speak broken Spanish.

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I speak English

Ich spreche Deutsch

Je parle (un petit peu) Francais

En ik spreek Nederlands

[EnderAndrew]

B-A-D-A-S-S

[Darque]

I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages.  I really wish the education system in the United States would push that.  I only speak broken Spanish.

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I speak English

Ich spreche Deutsch

Je parle (un petit peu) Francais

En ik spreek Nederlands

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Wow

[Ludozee]

B-A-D-A-S-S

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That's the benefit of living in a small country: you have to learn other languages because no-one speaks Dutch

[PrincessSarah]

While in Canada, I had to learn French from kindergarten through grade 6. But since then, I've forgotten just about all of it.

[Rosbjerg]

jeg taler selvf

[213374U]

You have spent a great deal of XP in upgrading your language skills, it seems.

 

Eh, wait a minute...

[draakh_kimera]

Sj

[PrincessSarah]

When I was younger, my papa (grandfather on my mother's side) taught me a few words in Swedish...I think I could count to 10.

[Baneblade]

When I was younger, my papa (grandfather on my mother's side) taught me a few words in Swedish...I think I could count to 10.

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That's terrible, you're probably scarred for life.

[draakh_kimera]

No, I'm scarred, I can count to three in Finnish

[EnderAndrew]

Anyone here speak Swedish Chef?

[Baneblade]

Anyone here speak Swedish Chef?

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:D

[mkreku]

Uksi, kaksi, kolme, nelj

[Errantry]

I only speak American-English and Deutsch - the only language where everything you say sounds as if you're cursing. It's beautiful.

 

Now if only I could Force-Persuade my teacher to give me a hundred/hundred on my next German test . . .

[213374U]

Hmm. Since the original poster asked for some pointers as to how to deal with girls, I thought you might find this thread interesting. If you can't get a girl using that stuff, well, I won't be surprised. ^_^

[Rosbjerg]

I like the:

 

"If she isn't willing, use force.

Then drink her blood and sacrifice her eyes to Satan and her heart to Baal. "

 

works everytime!

[Master Jedi]

why sacrifice someone you can manipulate

[Catalyst]

To the original poster:

 

1. Don't be crude

2. Don't stare at her breasts

3. Don't grope

4. Make sure you're clean, shaved and don't smell like a tar pit/my brother's bedroom

5. Get to know her first

 

Okay, its all pretty obvious, but you'd be suprised. Aside from those, be a gentleman. Corny though it sounds you'd be amazed how many girls you can pick up just from being polite and courteous from the word go (I speak from experiance). Aside from that, be yourself, and that should weed out the undesirables.