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What a bunch of sorry insult wannabe's  :p

 

No flair, no natural flow, nothing truly aggravating. Go watch a Monthy Python movie.

 

You're right...but at least I have this new fur coat made from your mother's pubic hairs.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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You are all pigdogs of questionable sexual orientation. I make vote of no confidence towards your longitude.

 

 

 

(mai hoovercraft iss fuoll off iieelss)

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I would join in this mock flame war, but it might be seen as non-cordial communication with the other board members.  :)

 

That means we can flame you without fear of repercussions ? :lol:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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I would join in this mock flame war, but it might be seen as non-cordial communication with the other board members.  :(

 

That means we can flame you without fear of repercussions ? :lol:

 

 

Yes....the mod gods have disabled my flaming abilities. :(

 

*Tilt* :)

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries...

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
I would join in this mock flame war, but it might be seen as non-cordial communication with the other board members.  :thumbsup:

 

That means we can flame you without fear of repercussions ? :p

 

No, that means he doesn't want to fight you whilst you're unarmed.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted
No, that means he doesn't want to fight you whilst you're unarmed.

 

Well, then I would have loved to bring in the big guns. If you knew which one of them was your real father, I could at least insult your pedigree. Alas, as it is, I'll have to mock your body odour which is so bad, that a camels humps would wilt and itself run braying over the nearest cliff edge to escape the horror.

 

(wonder how long this thread will be allowed to continue... :( )

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

Posted
I would join in this mock flame war, but it might be seen as non-cordial communication with the other board members.  :(

 

That means we can flame you without fear of repercussions ? :huh:

 

 

Yes....the mod gods have disabled my flaming abilities. :(

 

*Tilt* =]

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries...

 

 

My mother died a little after 1 AM last Thursday. Thanks for getting past tense right. :-"

Posted

What do you understand for aggressive?

 

I'm not aggressive, I'm diplomatic :-"

PRIUS FLAMMIS COMBUSTA QUAM ARMIS NUMANCIA VICTA

Posted
No, that means he doesn't want to fight you whilst you're unarmed.

 

Well, then I would have loved to bring in the big guns. If you knew which one of them was your real father, I could at least insult your pedigree

 

If my father visited these forums, good sir, I would also insult my pedigree. Alas, I doubt it.

 

. Alas, as it is, I'll have to mock your body odour which is so bad, that a camels humps would wilt and itself run braying over the nearest cliff edge to escape the horror.

 

 

A giant leap to say I offend your naval cavaties when you have never been in the vacinity to perform such an act of smell.... Sure, you happened to guess correctly, this time, but you don't get points for guessing. Now off with you, while I drink my buttermilk and poop an egg-wash substance.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

Posted
What do you understand for aggressive?

 

I'm not aggressive, I'm worthless :blink:"

 

I don't doubt it.

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

 

- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

 

"I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta

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