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I'd rather Blizzard make a Warcraft or Diablo movie, actually.  Have you seen the latest cinematics for WoW?  Awesome bear and Dwarf.

 

Bear and dwarf or beer and dwarf?

 

Personally, of all the D&D series I would like to see turned into a movie...Dragonlance. Specifically the Chronicles (Dragons of Autumn Twilight/Winter Night/Spring Dawning). They would own (assuming they're done right and not made into a "Holy crap! Dragons!" type movie *coughD&Dcough*).

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Yeah it was called Dungeones & Dragons the movie... and it sucked, the new producer for D&D the movie #2 is supposedly doing a better job :lol:

 

I didn't know there was a sequel in the works, I hope they run out of funds for it before it's completed. Ultimately the one reason these types of movies will always fail, is because their target audience is 7 year olds, whereas it _should_ be 20-40. The actors and creators of the first one, should be drawn and quartered.

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DnD should never have been made into a comedy movie.  I have never seen the movie and never will.  Its existance pisses me off.  If they'd be serious about it and make a LoTR quality movie that is based on some DnD heros I would be all for it.

 

Good thing I've never seen it. Why on earth would they take a setting like the D&D genre and turn it in to a comedy?

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Make an NWN movie USING the NWN toolset.

 

I've been waiting for some mod maker to make an 87 minute cutscene -- that is an NWN movie.

 

I suppose a 30 minute cutscene or shorter would be okay as a test.

 

I would love to see something like that. Point me to it if its been done.

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If they'd be serious about it and make a LoTR quality movie that is based on some DnD heros I would be all for it.

 

While I agree with you, I think the main hurdle facing any DnD movie is the fact that it will probably be seen as a LOTR wannabe by people who are not DnD fans. Let's face it - Orcs, Elves, Dwarfs, Halflings etc., are fundamentally ripped from Tolkien's vision of such things, with Halflings taking the place of Hobbits, so they will inevitably be viewed in that context in a DnD movie. Which unfortunately gives it an 'also-ran' feel, in spite of all the 'original' content in the DnD universe.

 

Anyway, I rented the original DnD movie on video once - and I actually fell asleep about half an hour into it. Gripping stuff. :- They definitely need to get away from the DnD cartoon production mentality and focus on a more mature audience.

 

As for the suggestion to use NWN to make a 'long cutscene', you're talking about machinima - using game engines to tell stories. There have been quite a few well-made fan movies like this, so it would be intriguing to see someone develop something like that using the NWN engine. Of course, I think some custom animation wouldn't go amiss - because I couldn't handle watching the same looping animations that they used in the HotU cut scenes. I'd go mad. No...seriously. :o

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"I didn't know there was a sequel in the works, I hope they run out of funds for it before it's completed. Ultimately the one reason these types of movies will always fail, is because their target audience is 7 year olds,"

 

Hate to break it to ya; but it did poorly in theatres but made a pretty chunk of change on video. <>

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Compared to 90%+ of fantasy movies; NWN's plot is downright Shakespearean.

get x items from x areas to progress to the next level? kill an ancient red dragon with a breadknife and a potion of barkskin? find a +4 greatsword in a beggar's dwelling?

 

hmm, i thought i'd read most of shakespeare's plays but i must've missed that one.

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i was thinking more towards a NWN movie based on the original plot...and who would aribeth be?

i dunno. maybe the same edmonton-based community theatre actress they got to voice her in the original?

 

seriously, the only way an NWN movie would make money is if it was a porno. otherwise dogs wouldn't cross the street to watch it.

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If Conan the Barbarian can be the basis for a fairly sucessful film franchise then I think that NWN might be able to do it with a few little pushes in the right direction.

 

I mean, Mario got a movie, and the plot in that was pure drivel. Didn't stop me watching it twice. And don't even get me started on Final Fantasy. WHY SQUARE WHY?!

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If Conan the Barbarian can be the basis for a fairly sucessful film franchise then I think that NWN might be able to do it with a few little pushes in the right direction.

yes, because NWN is equivalent to the seminal fantasy works of Robert E Howard.

 

hint: see if you can spot the sarcasm in this post.

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grrr, me conan, me hit things, avenge mother!

 

vs

 

an actually relitively interesting plot about city politics and betrayal with the twisting of nature by delusion.

 

'seminal' doesn't mean it makes a good film like 'badly presented' doesn't mean it cant be improved in a more sutible medium.

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