KOTOR:3 - Redneck Rampage

 

You know they're working on it.

You might be a redneck jedi if...

 

You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

 

The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.

 

You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!"

 

Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies.

 

You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married.

 

You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting.

 

The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family.

 

Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

 

You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D

 

You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets.

 

http://www.humorsphere.com/redneck_jedi.htm

Amen to that!

:D :D

 

Good one Hades!

Ah, the wonders of the Google search.

Is that Force Google Search?

You might be a redneck jedi if...

 

You've heard heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

   

The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the windows.

 

You've heard...."Luke, I am Your Father...and your Uncle!"

 

Your Reverand carries a lightsaber in his boot in case of emergencies.

 

You wonder why Luke and Leia never ever got married.

 

You've asked an Ewok to help you go Coon hunting.

 

The Force isn't the only thing that Runs in your family.

 

Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.

 

You use your Jedi healing powers to clear up your V.D

 

You reckon Stormtroopers are just the KKK with really good sheets.

 

http://www.humorsphere.com/redneck_jedi.htm

You might be a redneck Jedi if ...

 

You have an X-Wing mounted on blocks in your yard.

 

One of your X-Wing's wings is a primer color.

 

You father says "Come on over to the Dark Side son, it'll be a hoot!"

 

You ever used the Force to open a bottle of beer.

 

You ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

 

 

Sidenote: Wow, I feel old. I think I may have been of the original contributors to that list when it was first started back on RASSM. This lists is a good 10-15 years old. Classic stuff.

Maybe they could show the oppressed Jedi in KOTOR II?

YEAH!

 

the south will rise again!

You might be a redneck Sith if you're Zabrak Maul...

YEAH!

 

the south will rise again!

You might be a redneck Sith if you're Zabrak Maul...

 

You might be a redneck if your Jedi starfighter resembles a trailor home.

 

 

Cheers!

You might be a redneck Jedi,if you use your lightsaber for plowing.

So what kind of attribute bonus does anyone think Force Rage will have?

So what kind of attribute bonus does anyone think Force Rage will have?

Speed for 1, and maybe will affect your "to hit" ratios, Also an awareness penalty as, when you are enraged you tend not to notice things as easy.

I would say it will affect your, strenth, dex, and maybe add on a damage modifier.

And how might it differ from Force Fury?

 

I would think that Rage and Fury are pretty much the same.

Rage and Fury differ slightly, as rage is total loss of control and fury is like anger.

So perhaps there would be a loss of control under Force Rage? Maybe a defense penalty or something?

Maybe they are part of the same tree and one is better than the other.

Maybe they are part of the same tree and one is better than the other.

Yes, I had previously considered that too. It's somewhere back in the vast expanse of previous posts in this thread.

Awareness, defense and intelligence penalties would suffice imo.

Yes, we wouldn't want too extreme penalties, or it wouldn't be worth using.

Indeed, but the benifits would outweight the penalties, such as strenght and stuff.

True. There always need to be a good reason to use a skill or an ability or it'll be ignored.

 

Example: Demolitions and Mine-laying. Completely worthless!

can't any of ya'll talk normal?

can't any of ya'll talk normal?

Oh no! Has someone used FORCE CONFUSION on you?

can't any of ya'll talk normal?

Oh no! Has someone used FORCE CONFUSION on you?

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