So who do I bribe to get into an alpha?

[lurgsmash]

Hello dear gentle software provider,

 

So how do we get into an alpha and who do I send the crate of high % alchohol to? 

 

Cheers!

 

LurgSmash

[SonicMage117]

Hello hello!

 

If you are a journalist/reviewer, you can contact our community/PR manager: Aarik Dorobiala or Mikey Dowling

 

We hope you do enjoy the game when the time comes. Your free copy awaits.

 

 

 

 

Many thanks,

-Sonic

 

#JustSonicThings

[Boeroer]

Fun fact™:

 

Mikey Dowling got promoted to Obsidian's "Director of Communications" last week.

 

So don't bother one of the top brass now.

Edited December 13, 2018 by Boeroer

[Wormerine]

I promise myself I will never play incomplete game again, though usualy curiosity or excitement takes better of me. 

[Ethics Gradient]

Just show up at the front office with seventy-five pizzas and a hand-cart full of Pepsi.

 

As the saying goes: The quickest way to a developer's heart is through their stomach.

[TucoMerc]

Just send the crate to my adress. I will make sure the devs know it was meant for them

[Malcador]

I'm sure they will offer that privilege in exchange for money, can't not exploit suckers.

[TucoMerc]

Just send the crate to my adress. I will make sure the devs know it was meant for them

[Yamadronis]

Bribes are unethical! They should let me alpha test as part of a mutual agreement to privately share my experiences and opinions with them on their product.

[injurai]

PM me a bitcoin.

[InsaneCommander]

MS.