I see a house. Four walls, a ceiling and a floor. All wood. If you sleep there four night straights, your one true love will pass by in the street. Be quick before the bard in red steals her away. When and where does this happen in the game?

Obviously this is an obscure reference to the as-yet-unannounced fourth DLC, which will be co-sponsored by the Harlequin romance publishing company and Steven King. The first sentence has already been leaked: "The bard in red fled across the desert and the Watcher followed."

The "Fortune Teller" is a thief that got turned into a wooden man that is forced to read "fortunes" for idiots. He has no ability to see the future and he spouts nonsense.

The "Fortune Teller" is a thief that got turned into a wooden man that is forced to read "fortunes" for idiots. He has no ability to see the future and he spouts nonsense.

He predicts you going to Magran's Teeth to see Eothas.

It's nonsense, I think it's supposed to be obvious ha.

I gave some thought to testing this in the house in the center of the Gullet, before basically deciding my time was more valuable spent elsewhere. 

 

With the games files having been assuredly mined for secrets, this is probably not a valid easter egg....yet. 

I wrote it off as nonsense too, but people have pointed out that they could actually be referencing past or future events. So I thought this guy might be a Cassandra type - you write him off when he's actually making some points.

 

The problem is, they're vague enough that players could find connections that aren't actually there. Which is very appropriate for BS fortune telling Lol.

 

"I see a house with four walls" - ok man..

Ha! I agree that his fortunes are mostly a load of bull. However, I do think it would be fun if they hid an actual real one in there. As for the wooden house, maybe he saw it wrong and he meant a wooden ship. Arguably there's plenty of potential romance there.

Edited July 29, 20187 yr by Epixia

I wrote it off as nonsense too, but people have pointed out that they could actually be referencing past or future events. So I thought this guy might be a Cassandra type - you write him off when he's actually making some points.

 

The problem is, they're vague enough that players could find connections that aren't actually there. Which is very appropriate for BS fortune telling Lol.

 

"I see a house with four walls" - ok man..

Going to burning Islands of Teeth, to meet an old friend isn't that vague.

I hope he becomes a companion in the 3rd DLC. Would make sense since it's to do with wizards and magic.

Edited July 29, 20187 yr by Gary1986

I hope he becomes a companion in the 3rd DLC. Would make sense since it's to do with wizards and magic.

 

If nothing else, we should be able to purchase him as a permanent addition to the ship. He could keep the Steward company.

 

I hope he becomes a companion in the 3rd DLC. Would make sense since it's to do with wizards and magic.

 

If nothing else, we should be able to purchase him as a permanent addition to the ship. He could keep the Steward company.

 

 

Let the Steward/Fortuneteller 'shipping begin.

Watcher leaves cabin, heading updeck.

 

Ifren: Did you sleep well?

Steward: [fake yawn] Unfortunately, someone kept me up all night.

Watcher: How do you even--no, never mind. I don't want to know.

Watcher leaves cabin, heading updeck.

 

Ifren: Did you sleep well?

Steward: [fake yawn] Unfortunately, someone kept me up all night.

Watcher: How do you even--no, never mind. I don't want to know.

It would probably be something like this, https://youtu.be/lqmvaJi-Vzs?t=61

Edited August 1, 20187 yr by Wodehouse_44

Well ,since they’re adding romance to the game, they may as well go all the way.