I would ask 20 questions. 
  
1. Tell me all the numbers in Pi. 
2. If you drink in heaven, do you get a hangover? 
3. Did you really speak to George W. Bush? 
4. and 5. How many angels/devils does it take to change a lightbulb? 
6. Was/is the CEO of IPLY antichrist? 
7. Can I go and shout insults at people who are in Hell? 
8. Do all the hawt and easy women go to Hell? 
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