My name's story is that a long time ago, when I was just a kid, I used to tell people I was the Raccoon God. I used to run around telling people to avoid the great 'Racoon God Patrick' and stuff (my name is Patrick). As I grew up, I still used it time to time as a joke, and raccoons were my favorite animals, but a day came during class that people were asking about their favorite animals.
I had just gotten the internet and around that time 'llama' ment 'lamer' and people used it seriously, but now it's old,lame and annoying. But anyways, in order to poke fun at myself, I told them my favorite animal is the llama, and I thought about the racoons and then suddenly came up with the fact i'm Patrick The Llama God. I've either used LlamaGod or PatrickTheLlamaGod the past 5-6 years, it is fune. The only other name i've used was 'Scroda' because that's my name in the MMORPG Dark Age of Camelot, which I stole from the band GWAR, heh (the name that is).
My avatar is Mel Gibson on the Simpsons episode 'Beyond Blunderdome' because I like Mad Max alot.