Sargallath Abraxium

...just doin' yer parents a favor, Corky...way past yer bedtime... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...thanks, Corky; best laugh I had tonite..."professional"...damn near pissed meself...ah, 'tis a good night... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...this ain't arguin'; just a bit o' sport before bedtime since the BOSS (fiancee) be at work...Fionavar should be addin' ta the fun any time now (hopefully he fergits this'd be my 3rd warnin' fer "intolerable behavior")... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...riiiiiiiight...sorry it ain't Elmo: Lost in New York; damn those games wit' actual stories...DAMN THEM ALL!!!... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

"I know you are but what am I???" "I know you are but what am I???" "I know you are but what am I???" ...etc, etc, etc... ...there, more on yer level now; dunna 'ave ta worry 'bout ye gettin' lost or somesuch...yer turn ta fling the spitball, kiddies... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I'm in an' I raises ya one ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...worth his weight in feathers???...ye think o' that one all by yerself, Corky, or'd ya 'ave ta Google lame-arse comebacks???...back ta the sandbox, laddie; dunna want ye ta git hurt... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yet I can use ()'s an' ye can't...hmmm, interestin', indeed... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...does a Bugbear crap in the woods???... ...if a tree falls in the forest, how many puswas will it hit???... ...why ask questions best left to sages???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that tag line should be on the BIOweenia ensignia... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...dear Gods; it's a Munchkinizin' 101 class...what in the bloody Hells has this world come ta???...makes Baby Jebus cry, it does... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...didn't this exact same horseshyte come up when Manhunt was released???...only then it was "graphic violence" that was The Root of all EVIL!!!...now it's OK, but sex is a no-no...this, too, shall pass and soon the prepubescent teenyboppers will be right back where the video game industry wants them; on the front lines of the envelope-push forever more... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...munchkins can come up wit' all kinds o' different excuses why theys needs the Uber Spells/Abilities o' Cheddar Doomage...an' theys still laughable at best...keep 'em comin', kiddies; I ain't laughed this hard in a bit... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yes, what a dumbarse idea it be ta actually 'ave ta work at killin' yer enemies...I dunno what came o'er me; why would anyone actually wanna enjoy strategizin' 'bout how ta kill enemies when it be soo much easier jus' ta walk all o'er them an' move on ta the next munchkinfest...what a daft idea, I tells ya...quick an' easy, the American way... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' there it be, lads & lasses; ya should HAVE TO work at killin' yer enemy...otherwise, what in the Nine Hells be the point???...pity few o' the Dia-blows generation seems ta understand that, more's the pity... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' that's a great reason ta make spell slingers the cheesiest???...an' at less-than-Epic levels???...that makes a whole helluva lotta no sense whatsoe'er...:shakes head: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...dunna git to comfortable, lad...Fionavar's bound ta come ruin me fun again...turns up like a bad penny, that one does... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...an' again, no reply but shyte I's heard 1000's o' times by better peoples than ye's...g'won, now lass...Pikachu's waitin'... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that's the best ya could come back wit'???...stop wastin' me time replyin', then, an' run off back ta the Pokemon game... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I's been arguin' this exact same point since the maroons o'er at BIOweenia decided, in theys infinite wisdom, ta ruin each an' e'ery mage battle in SoA/ToB wit' lame-arse spells like this...wash-rinse-repeat, wash-rinse-repeat...oh, the fun... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...what a bunch o' horseshyte; spell-slingers are prolly the most powerful chars in anyone's party from level 9 or so on wit'out the need for the "Uber Spells of Cheddar Doom"...they already 'ave a whole host o' kickarse spells in theys aresenal by level 14 or so...Uber Spells be fer Uber Munchkins who t'inks roleplayin' be "look at how many enemies I can kill at once with a sneeze"...pathetic... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...well, in me defence, the lad/lass/whate'er left hisself/herself/itself open... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...too much story, not enuff "click, click, click, boom", eh???... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Time Stop has always been pathetic cheese fer spell-slingers...Epic Level Pally's, Barby's, Clerics, an' other Epic Level mages should be immune ta it... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...how true...the NeverWorkin'Right OC taught me how to fall asleep while still playin'... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...