If you are a supporter of <insert name> you really, really need some medication. Or education. Try reading a book or two. This would be a good one to start with: <google image :basic: .jpeg>
"Like I said during the campaign, would you rather be bitten by a snake or stung by a scorpion?"
A better analogy would be stung by scorpion vs torn to shreds by a pack of rabid dogs.