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I was actually just waiting for Surreptishus. We can continue now. *sex* "Oh Mr. Gutman!" "Yes, I know, I'm just that good. I didn't get the title of 'P.I.' for nothing." "What do you mean?" "You know, because P.I. stand for sex!" "Er... Sure, whatever you say. I'm just going to get going now. Call me when you get some information on Carl." "No, wait, it stands for proficient intercourse. Wait, where are you going? Proficient sex, you can't make this stuff up!" (a ) Go down to the airport and see what you can dig up. (b ) Go to the police station and see what you can dig up.

I'm not a machine! I also want to wait until more people are on.

"Oh, Mr. Gutman!" "Well I am good, aren't I?" "Er... Well, we never actually got to the sex part. When I said yes you fainted." "Curses! Well, I'm all right now. How about we get down to business now?" "I'm sorry, but it just looks like it will have to wait for another time. I need you to get some more information on what happened to my brother Carl." (a ) "I'm not helping you until you help me. With sex." (b ) "Alright, lets go."

I just called. that was pretty weird. It went better than most of the time when I call girls. I think she likes me, but I don't know if she likes me that way. But she is pretty much the girl I described in my first post, but without the chameleon hair. I guess we all have to compromise. Sigh.

Hey... Did you guys hear about that cure for AIDS they are working on? They say it should be here by the end of the decade.

I'm actually thinking about calling this one girl right now. But I'm really nervous.

My perfect girlfriend. My perfect girlfriend would have to be hot. She would have to be pretty active and stuff, you know, so she wouldn't get all fat and stuff. Her hair would have to be like a chameleon. Instead of changing to hide like a chameleon would, it would change as my taste changes. I need a woman not afraid to adapt. She would have to think I was funny, and understand all of my complicated jokes, you know, the ones that are really complicated. The ones that you guys don't understand. She would also have to join me in making jokes, but not so much as to draw attention away from myself. Our relationship would have to be a flimsy cardhouse built on a foundation of one joke, that just continues. If the joke ever stopped, the relationship would be over. Yeah, thats all I really care about. If that describes you, look me up. I'm single!

You're just afraid of the truth.

They wanted the place to feel big with out actually being big.

Tell that to the ten times I reloaded today just to prove you wrong, came up Double Blade ten out of ten. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Um, I hope you know that I can't actually talk to the act of you reloading a game ten times...

They exist, but they are sooooo sneaky and ninja-like that they cannot be seen by human eyes, as they flip out and kill everyone! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did The Man tell you that?

Well, it's no Supermarket Hi-jynx. Oh wait, this has something to do with that other topic he made... I am such a good P.I.

Did I say we would never do that? I meant we will always do hat. Yes, we will always do hat.

What's wrong? Your fancy P.H.D. can give you all of the answers?

Why are you still talking about this? The topic is about violence yesterday. There is really no point in talking about it now.

Haw, haw, haw. I'm so topical.

Maybe in bazzaro world, but here in the real world we all know that Ninjas don't exist.

Maybe that was where he intended to go. Did you ever think of that, smart guy?

Thats a good one too, except I kinda stopped watching after season three.

I loved Kids In The Hall.

It keeps happening.

Ali G.

King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming.

I have to wait for Laozi to post to see who my favorite is.

Stop trying to be cool. You love Aquaman, you just don't want Kor to think you're a wuss.