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I'm pretty sure it would go more like this; Man: (Licks womans toes) Woman: (Thinks it must be a dog or something, so she looks down. See's man's head.) "AAHHHhhhhhhhhhh!" What are you doing?! Man: (Gets out from under the car on the other side and runs away.)

Because women's feet are sexy.

None of you morons mentioned Pokemon. Theres like, ten of those Pokemon games out. You gotta catch them all. Hahahahaha, get it? Gotta catch 'em all? Hahahahahahahaha.

Because it's a violation of personal space?

My dad got my sister a Dell laptop, so I assume that's what he will get me. Besides, I trust Dell. I've had this Dell for seven years and she's great.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is a T.O.M.B.S. report of J. E. Sawyer. I happen to actually happen to agree with Miss Winters and Miss Copland with their views and i must say its interesting to know that a convicted peodofile has hosted this site. My, My, My, I know the true story behind this being Mr Tofang's employer, whic i had to meet with him regarding this and the truth is the laptop was in full working order except needing a power supply. Mr Sawyer decides to contact Mr Tofang after one year after selling the item on ebay, which means he would have broken himself, and i must leave a final few words for thought Mr Sawyer death threats is not humerous as i have seen in the email you sent Mr Tofang, how desperate can you be, oops i forgot your a peodofile. All you people who side with this unreliable host i think you are no worse than Mr Sawyer. Mr Sawyer actually possessing bank details of the family can be formed charges against yourself for intent to commit fraud and blackmail, which Microsoft has filed this to their local authorities for prosecution for hacking into an email account which is a criminal offence, expect to hear from them in the very near future, oh and i did read the corrospondence with microsoft and Mr Tofang with the emails you sent him, if you would like thats is if you do not believe me i can forward them to you from my email account.

I will probably be getting a Dell laptop.

I don't think he has ever taken a class. Ever.

Yeah, I was really dissapointed by the way Pyro was done. Not only was he an angsty punk, but also, he had that thing attached to is wrist that like, enhanced his fire.

Because it's easier to have a laptop at college.

What exactly is Apocalypse's mutant power?

If I can hold out until christmas, I'll be getting a new laptop.

All you people that saw the movie and didn't like it are just jerkfaces that didn't understand the movie. He didn't do it for them. He did it for her. Also, "Way to go furball" pretty much ruined the movie for me. It was going great until he said that.

I remembered, I just didn't care.

Stealing smilies from my forum, eh? I paid good money for those.

You guys make him feel like it's really his birthday, even though it isn't.

He never picked sides. He stayed on the fence as they say. The fence of undeciders!

The fake teacher.

Wait a minute, thats wasn't funny at all. That's my expert opinion.

You just had to be the one to start T.O.M.B.S. didn't you? Can't give someone else a chance can you? This T.O.M.B.S. report is of Musopticon?. What. A. Jerkface.

Touche Obsidian Forums, touche.

I'll let this one go as a official part of the story, but only because of the necrophillia. Don't think just anyone can jump into the story though and start trying to add to it. I don't want it to turn into a cricus.

Yeah, but what was the first definition?