Darth_Schmarth

Wrong! (w00t) That is in fact not the Divine Comedy (Divine Comedy, Schmivine Scmomedy as I usually say, by the by), but a line from the American Music Club song "Johnny Mathis' Feet". I told you so.

Can I at least borrow her sometimes?

Just to prove how bitchin' I am I'll give you a reference you'll never get: "Why do you say everything as if you were a thief?"

Wow, I really am inside your head, aren't I? I even speak your language. "

If she's too hot, can I have her?

No! Do. Or do not. There is no try.

A bit like Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter?

I'm the opposite. I stand in a corner with my beer and then I enter the dance floor when the DJ puts something good on, like "All Day and All of the Night" by the Kinks.

If it wasn't for Alfredsson's visor they'd be makin' out in no time!

Sorry 'bout the farfetched Trainspotting reference. I'm no junkie, I'm just a sad mutha'.

I wish to stress that Ron doesn't look like Carth.

I don't want a hug. I want a ****ing hit!

I'm inside yer head, honey.

Proud member of the Knights Who Say "Ni!". I'm pretty sure she refers to Ron Manager and an old thread about Atton and Ron Livingston (or what's-his-name-anyway).

Everybody does that, but dancing might just be like sushi. First time's a no-no, second time's a no-nuh... perhapsie, third time's a perhapsie-yeahie and then you're caught. Who knows?

Of course you didn't.

Hey, that's what everyone calls me. But I prefer names.

A quitter never wins, Jules. Try it again, it might grow on ya! By the way, was that "us" (as in "let's") including your mirror image?

That site's been down ages, dude.

Dancing is just a time-consuming substitute for chatting with the opposite of sex. But ever so much more efficient.

Vader's the business. Screw the prequels, Vader's da STUFF.

Don't stray off-topic, you too.

Well why didn't you say so? I might have shut up. Why d'you think my ego needed to start a thread all about me anyway, Muzzy (can I call you that)?

Fun is goodie. I bought my from a hooka'.

Someone's catching on here, I see. :D