Darth_Schmarth

Now why would anyone want to pick farce powers? Farce powers and Chuck Norris are a poor match; Chuck Norris, as stated, doesn't need powers of any sort anyway. He only needs to be Chuck Norris.

Hey, that was traumatic!

Well, if I'm going under the microscope, I have a query regarding the fundamental basics of your approach: Do you follow your heart or do you do actual research (within the constraints of the board, of course, such as checking post history and such)?

-100 T.O.M.B.S. to Mothman for totally losing it. I'm getting the hang of this! Right?

A further -20 T.O.M.B.S. to Eldar for insinuating that's he's going to come for me. *getting those spikey knives out in lubberly defense*

Well, then, here goes: -20 T.O.M.B.S. to Eldar for being a mysterious teaser. There, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Yeah!

Well, I agree. In fact I don't quite buy into her whole rant at all. Why must there always be a Darth Traya per se? Is there logical reason behind that conclusion on her behalf? Just because a person has been betrayed, that doesn't make that person automatically seek betrayal. It sounds more like something they just came up with that doesn't really ring true to the world as we know it and therefore, in this case, not in the SW universe either.

Minus points for Eldar for saying A and then letting B dangle? I'm new at this stuff so I don't really dare giving Eldar minus points. *eagerly awaits stubborn support from my favourite ape*

I like the episode where Bender unknowingly has been fitted with a bomb that will detonate if he says the word "ass". "My chair's too hard. It's a real pain in the... um... what do you call it? Lower back! Yeah, that whole region." In the end they manage to change the word to one he almost never says, and he starts to curiously guess which one it might be. The bomb eventually goes off when he says "antiquing". :D

Don't know what my parents pay (well, actually my dad is retired), but 60% sounds like a helluva lot. He rich or sumthin'?

Oh you'll come begging for it eventually.

I think I just hurt my foot more than your crotch... Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

You know, marvellous! *KA-SCHMACK*

Isn't it? Wasn't it? Can I kick it?

I assume that is sorted, then?

I've come to understand that you're volunteering for a grand kick in the crotch. Should there be a misunderstanding now is the time to let me know. *lines up for the Mother of All Kicks*

*ticks Soulseeker off list*

30%

If you come across any, please let me know.

Considering that we have like higher taxes than anyone I like to hold onto my cash.

Homer: "This time I'm drunk on love... and beer"

...in KotOR3.

Who wants to make their own character when Chuck Norris is available?

If I had a car, or indeed a license to drive one, I most probably would.