I had a dream similar to Archmonarch's just last night actually, in a way.
I was just there, reading these very forums, then weirdly, pixies appeared out of nowhere on a chair next to me, and started talking to me. Strange thing is though, he was totally 100% English and had a real strong Londoners accent.
Then some random chav kids came into my room and started spitting on everything and insulting my family and me, after which I proceeded to get a bit aggressive and throw them over the baclcony outside my bedroom.
Totally weird, but that's fairly tame to some of the dreams I have.