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RGN: You know, T3-M4 is a pretty resourceful little

Relative to the board's usual standards - it's not really spamming until someone starts hurling "yo' mamma" jokes at the topic starter.

This one clearly hasn't read Shatterpoint. Unless of course that was a self-critique - in which case, who am I too judge? ^_^

Are you hitting on me Eru?!

Stop trying to seduce him, Eru. ^_^

Let's see - I'll go for...Dollis Hill. ^_^

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Maggio 1, 1901 Imminent German War? by Luigi the Chef Growing speculation from military sources in the media indicate Lord Jaguar's troops are on the brink of a mass invasion into Germany. Prime Minister "Fat Tony" D'Amico commented on the relative naivity in Emperor Kaftan Barlast's movements. When asked about the much speculated assault on Munich, "Fat Tony" laughed it off, "It's funny becuase it's true." Later when Lord Jaguar was available for comment he replied, "Mun-ich-what? Munch-me? Never heard of it. But certainly if there was a place called 'Munch-me', I'd naturally be obliged to munch it. More Importantly however, is the on going friendship between my beloved Italia and the sovereign nation of Austria-Hungary. My good friend Prime Minister Rimsircz has charged me with guarding our shared border from nefarious predators such as those warmongering Germans - whilst he spreads our 'philosophy and kindness' to the rest of the European peasants. Our faith and friendship is such, that not only was I entrusted to protect his vital supply station Trieste, but he also allowed me use of his land in Tyrolia to stab those bloody Ger...germs - yes, that's it! We live in the primitive 20th century where many good greaseball still die from trivial things such as germs and bacteria." Meanwhile, media sources have still yet to confirm the alleged recently forged alliance between President Kryoxer Baley's France and Italy. France and Italy are suspected to be launching a joint strike on the German supply center of Munich towards the Fall of this year.

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Woah. EDIT: Aw c'mon, that was it right there - the bill and ted joke. Nevermind. Anyway, let's all thank Reveilled for a job well done thus far. Good luck my fellow generals! :D

*backtracks* Ah, but not Waterloo Station! :ph34r:

Don't worry Arch - if history has taught us anything then you'll win at Waterloo. *checks map* Let's see, there's London, Wales, Liverpool, Clyde (I mean wtf is "Clyde"?), Yorkshire and Edinburgh. Hmm - I don't seem to see a Waterloo. Uh..er..take this --> *leaves quietly*

Go for eyes Baley, go for the eyes! Wait - this isn't FO. Go for the Eng Channel Baley, go for the channel!

Those were two kick-ass adventure games I had back in the day.

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Yes, but you also have Glazer.

Incidently, what did Man U win last season Baley? My memory's a little rusty. ^_^

Alternatively, we could all pile in on an International Mass Invasion while he's helpless to stop us...yeah I like that option better. :D

We don't want to participate in you marketing promotions and survey crap, thank you very much.

For game 2 - Nart replaces the first one to go out. :D

:D But you have to inlcude the first bit: CARTH: This is Carth Onasi, repeat Carth Onasi. The Sith are threatening to overrun our position! We can't hold out long against their firepower! All hands to the bridge! Carth Onasi out. TRASK: That was Carth Onasi. RGN (rolls eyes): You don't say.