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Okay, suppose she can sing, but, Dear Lord, her music is so feminine. Feels like someone's injecting leftover X chromosomes right into my balls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again. Can't get into it. Too Nice. Too French. Too Feminine. I dunno, can only see myself playing this when drunk. While this is still fairly brilliant. Time for something special. Helen Humes - Blues Ain't Nothing But a Woman (With Terry & McGhee, Willie Dixon, T-Bone Walker and Memphis Slim)

That's not Jags. Shut up, you overly-belligerent denizen of a fantasy escapist cosmos.

If you ever want to have sexual intercourse with a living breathing human female, it is.

You actually associated a living breathing human female with a Nintendo64 game?

Really? That actually happened?

. YouTube.

Bah. Just post some fiction. Or I will.

You mean: Metadigital Attributes: Intellgence - 5 ROFL he's like really really smart! Wits - 5 He's witty lol! Will - 5 OMG Titan LOL Chutzpah - 5 OMG Mod LOL Manipulation - 5 OMG Mod LOL Charisma - 5 He's like awesome lol! Skills: Artful Dodging - 5 IMHO Complaining - 5 IMHO Derailing - 5 IMHO Humor - 5 IMHO Netiquette - 5 IMHO Private Messaging - 5 IMHO Spam - 5 IMHO Stealth - 5 IMHO Thread Creation - 5 IMHO Tip-Toeing - 5 IMHO Backgrounds: Fame - 5 Mod|Top 10 poster ROFLcopter Respect - 5 Mod LOL Followers - 5 LOL Dupe Accounts - 0 ROFL Net Access - 5 I'm funny. Spellmar - 5 Look at be me being funny and witty and jocular. LOL. <3 <3 <3 ROFL. I am so not fellating him. hahahahahaha. Man I'm awesome. Have I hinted at how awesome I am recently? Awesome enough to deserve a report? Just one LOL. I'm lonely. And sad. And nice. I'm nice to people LOL. Hahahahaha. Please? ? You see, Lou, there's a reason why we're not doing them anymore. They're shallow, unoriginal, wholly conformist and overall bland, banal and soulless. Dreg. Junk. Fortune Cookie-wisdom level 5 <> Stat boosting till Kingdom Come. Now what you could easily do is post some more fiction. Yes. Even lines from your script. Dazzle us with hype, Lou. Dazzle our minds with Hollywood's fragrance.

1916 Rendition of Dixie by the Metropolitan Mixed Chorus, with Frank Stanley, Ada Jones, and Billy Murray. From Wikipedia. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm..._%281916%29.ogg Okay, suppose she can sing, but, Dear Lord, her music is so feminine. Feels like someone's injecting leftover X chromosomes right into my balls. Sort of forcing me to listen to Guitar Wolf. Guitar Wolf - Fujiyama Attack

Darque. Fionavar. tarna. Meta. Gabrielle. Walsingham Pidesco. Calax. Meta. Drabs.

Darque. Fionavar. tarna. Meta. Gabrielle. Walsingham Kor. Calax. Meta. Drabs.

First photo - Mod Squad. Duh.

La commare secca Not bad. Not bad at all.

You can be my cabin boy any day, Blank.

You see, Muso, a Christian, is shown as a wizard, a symbol of fantasy escapism. Pirates are realistic gritty creatures, inhabitants of freedom-loving ships, sailing on freedom-loving oceans, free of all ideologies and dogmas. Authentic symbols of an unhinged materiality. With lightsabres. And capes. You can't be one. Sorry.

Naw. And that's a Space Pirate. With a Lightsabre.

Making-of Documentary.

Blackadder Back & Forth Not Bleh. Definitely Not Bleh.

It's like you're not even trying anymore!

Ghostface Killah - Wu Banga 101 [Featuring GZA, Raekwon, Cappadonna and Masta Killa] [GZA] Yo, too advanced, Digi' stance, made the CD enhanced I move with the speed and strength of ants Identical in form with the Beez they swarm Hold up the cold current appear warm My first verbal brawl, started on some yes yes y'all to the beat y'all, break your windshield, your jeep stall Mr. Traffic, dumbin [----], from ecclesiastic Cashier, holdin out, fine, cut off the plastic See the logo? A monument in hip-hop Carved out, in the giant landscape, of broken rocks Whether heard in herb spots, jukebox or malt shops Uncut live, drop eighty-five, in one shot Spotlight hits the metal mic, majority stare Heard the Wu snare, while my iris cut down the glare Walk a road the great length you find too long to measure My Clan a make me rhyme like D. Banner under pressure No surprise, double disc touched five Those elements, kept environments colonized with the high flyin death-defyin flow like the Rebel Right there, but you're one light year, from my level

Le Samoura

Do you really love her, Eldar? I mean not her body, or her mind, or her soul, or her youth, or her voice, or her mug in the morning. They're individually nice, I guess, maybe even great, but probably not enough. Have you fallen for the whole package, Eldar? The entirety of her being (or some other hippie garbage)? Cause if you have it'd be a shame to waste the moment. You find out, in time I guess, that moments are some of the worst things in life to waste. Never getting them back and never fully getting over their loss.