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  1. Yeah, but I mean, they don't even really believe in high-school. It's just like one big empty race to cram as much useless info your tiny, helpless skull. And after that they just throw you out on your ass to forfend against the worlds ills... on your own... using the little trivia you scrounged as they pounded and pounded and pounded it into your skull. Relentlessly. You know, sometimes I feel like a real chump. Sometimes... well, sometimes... I... cry.
  2. Pff... I don't even go to college!
  3. Wals, and, uh, this has been bugging me for at least 20 seconds: Wals or Walsh? - rebuttal! Ice Cube - Horny Lil' Devil. (I kinda wish I'd have gone with something more obscure or, perhaps, more bitter - Black Korea? But I'm cool with the whole T, Cube thing. Plus, we white. Or... I know I am. Yeah.)
  4. I'm circumventing - see, not a reference... not at all... not in the least - my Arrested Development addiction by watching a, uh, really, really intimidating amount of Scrubs episodes... and it's kinda working too. And there's a pretty good chance, respectable even, that's the last time I'm italicizing a TV show title. Score. Black Book, The Wild Bunch, Scoop.
  5. Nicole Scherzinger & T.I. - Whatever U Like I'll do whatever you like I'll do whatever you like I can do, I can do I do, I do whatever you like
  6. Ras Kass - ; I'm sorry, but it is my duty as a purveyor of truth to post the lyrics in full. Your lies shall no longer stand erect: Let freedom ring with a buckshot, but not just yet First we need to truly understand the nature of the threat And a pale man walks in the threshold of darkness Roughly 20,000 years ago the first humans evolved with the phenotypical trait, genetic recessive Blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin Albinism apparently was a sin to the original man, Africans So the mutants traveled North of the equator Called Europeans later, the first race haters So here's the Devil's alpha to the beta Cause history's best qualified to teach one Quoting German philosopher Schopenhauer "Every white man is a faded or a bleached one" Migration created further mutation Genetic drifts, evolution through recombination Adaptation to the climate As the Caucus Mountain man reverted to that of a primate Savage Neanderthals, until the late Paleolithic age That's when the Black Grimaldi man came With the symbol of the dragon, fire and art Check cave paintings in France and Spain to the Venus of Willendorf Around 2000 B.C. Southern Russians migrate in small units Those who travel West populated Europe Those who went East settled in Iran, known as Aryans 1500 B.C. some crossed the Khyber Pass into India and created Hinduism, the first caste system, the origins of racism A white dot on the forehead meant elite The black dot - defeat; untrustable, untouchables They wrote the holy Vedas in Sanskrit That's the language that created Greek, German, Latin and English Now the Minoans around 2000 B.C. Starts on the island of Crete, in the Agean Sea The Greek culture begins Western Civilization But "Western Civilization" means "White Domination" Myceneans learned from Kemet, called Egypt in Greek It existed since at least 3000 B.C. Creatin geometry and astronomy This knowledge influenced Plato, Socrates and Hippocrates Cause Imhotep, the real real father of medicine Was worshiped in Greece and Rome in the form of a Black African The word Africa comes from the Greek "Aphrike" meaning "without cold"; the word philosophy means "love of knowledge" Stole from first man, Greek power expands The first Greek fraternities band The word gymnasium is Greek for "naked" This was the place where adolescent boys were educated, and molested This was accepted because Greek culture was homosexual For example, Sappho trained girls on the island of Lesbos Hence, the word lesbian (Ay let these dumb mother****ers know) December 25th, the birth of Saturn A homosexual god, now check the historical pattern December 25, now thought the birth of Christ Was Saturnalia, when men got drunk, ****ed each other then beat their wife Fact is, it was still practiced, til they called it Christmas So put a gerbil on your Christmas list The Hellenistic Era, Alexander the Great Conquers all the way to India leavin four successor states By the Fifth century B.C., R.O.M.E. succeeds to be the conqueror of Egypt and Greece But had the threat of the Black Phoenicians in Sicily The Punic Wars began 264 B.C. The Black general Hannibal and Carthaginian Peace In 146 B.C. Carthage fell after a six-month siege Rome sold every citizen to slavery The first genocide of history And more bisexuality in sight; Julius Caesar was known as "every woman's husband and every man's wife" (BEOTCH!) Spartacus Revolt, a slave rebellion that lost Where 6,000 slaves was nailed on a cross Cross? Aw, ****! Jesus Christ! Time for some-act-right Christians get your facts right Cause Christ was not his name That's Greek for "One who is anointed" Yahshua Ben Yosef was his name, do Christians know this? So who do you praise, do you know his name? Or do you do this in vain? Accepting the religion they gave slaves to behave Peep the description of historian Josephus "Short, dark, with an underdeveloped beard was Jesus" He had the Romans fearing revolution The solution was to take him to court and falsely accuse him After being murdered by Pilate how can it be these same white Romans established Christianity Constantine would later see the cross in a dream In his vision, it read "En Hawk Signo Wonka": "In this sign we conquer" - Manifest Destiny In 325 he convened the Nicean Creed And separated god into three Decided Jesus was born on December 25th and raised then on the third day is a myth Plus to deceive us Commissioned Michelangelo to paint white pictures of Jesus He used his aunt, uncle, and nephew Subconsciously that affects you It makes you put white people closer to God (Yo, 'The Man' got game like a mother****er!) True indeed, **** it, Jihad In the eight century Muslims conquered Spain, Portugal and France and controlled it for 700 years They never mention this in history class cause o'fays are threatened when you get the real lesson Moors from Baghdad, Turkey threatened European Christians Meaning, the white way of life; hence the Crusades for Christ On November 25th, 1491 Santiago defeats the last Muslim stronghold, Grenada King Ferdinand gave thanks to God for victory And the Pope of Rome and declared this date to forever be A day of "Thanksgiving" for all European Christians .. Now listen, when you celebrate "Thanksgiving" What you are actually celebratin is the proclamation of the Pope of Rome Who later, in league with Queen Isabella sent Cardinal Ximenos to Spain to murder any blacks that resisted Christianity These Moors, these black men and women were from Baghdad, Turkey And today, you eat the turkey, for your "Thanksgiving" day as the European Powers destroyed the Turkeys Who were the forefathers of your mothers and fathers Now fight the power, you bitch-ass niggaz! Now around this time, Whites started callings us Negroes That's Spanish for black object meaning we're not really people but property, and the triangle trade begins - they seize us Queen Elizabeth sends the first slaves on a ship named Jesus Stealin land from the indigenous natives Gave them alcohol to keep the Red Man intoxicated Whites claim they had to civilize these pagan animals But up until 1848 there's documented cases of whites bein the savage cannibals, eatin Indians In 1992, it's Jeffery Dahmer They slaughtered a whole race with guns Drugs, priests and nuns 1763, the first demonic tactic of biological warfare As tokens of peace, Sir Jeffery Amherst passed out clothin and blankets to the Indian community Infested with small pox, knowin they had no immunity Today it's AIDS, you best believe it's man made Cause ain't a damn thing changed.. let me explain Now since people of color are genetically dominant and Caucasoids are genetically recessive and Whites expect to be predominant, meaning survive as a race then they simply must, take precautions That's why they're worried about their future now Cuz by 2050, almost all the Earth's population will be brown, then black, so understandin that, whites counterreact (I'm sayin.. man.. them fools ain't nothin but a teaspoon of milk in the world color majority) So they created a system to force blacks into an unnatural position That re-enforces the position of natural inferiority In addition, created guns and developed the ethnocentric view that God justifies every ****in thing they do Condition people to perceive whites' culture as civilized and every other culture considered primitive - not true! Racism is the system of racial subjugation against nonwhites in every areas of human relation Entertainment, education, labor, politics Law, religion, sex, war and economics See blacks were 3/5ths of a man with tax purposes intended You think you're Afro-American? You're a 14th amendment and a good **** Jews don't salute the ****in swastika but niggaz pledge allegiance to the flag that accosted ya They never teach about the break of islands like Jamaica But before slaves came here whites would take a pregnant women, hang her from a tree by her toes Slice her stomach with a knife and let the unborn baby fall to the flo' And stop an unborn child in front of all the slaves to inbreed fear, so they'd be scared and behave and not rebel more Understand all whites must be perceived as potential predators I paraphrase historian Ishakamusa Barashango "Understand that regardless of the lofty ideas ingraved on paper in such documents as the Constitution or Declaration the basic nature.. of the European American white man remains virtually unchanged".. so check This is the nature of the threat
  7. No, really! (Oh, Lord, I so hope wikipedia doesn't get me banned. Again.) (It's art! Art, people! A-rt! A-R-T! God, you guys can be so ignorant sometimes. I-gnorant! I-G-Whatever!)
  8. ****. I think I'm just gonna pretend that their names got mixed up because I'd previously watched part of a documentary - um, the ending? - on Chuck Berry. I was actually kinda surprised he'd lost so much weight. (Sorta true!) Manic Street Preachers - Faster. Of Walking Abortion.
  9. Dude, please, that song is so about pre-marital oral sex... I mean, Ooh, baby, it's raining! Raining! You know nothing. Nothing. Alice Donut - She Tells Me Things.
  10. Pfft, More like: Wicket... Scout... Warrior... Ruler of Bright Tree Village!
  11. Aesop Rock - No Regrets; this is unbelievably corny... 'cause while they spread their rumors through the street/She'd paint another masterpiece! He also egregiously contradicts himself in like the final stanza.
  12. Dude, chillax, while Kaftan probably does harbour some anti-manga sentiments - I also hear he cowers and scampers at the sight of deeply blue waves -, he's somewhat exaggerating for comedic effect... strictly for the lulz, know what I'm saying? Pfft... is that the one where the flower chick mollifies the virile jungle warm using only her mouth... uh, vocal expression? I feel a slapping coming on!
  13. Fail Safe. Stephen Frears making Sam Elliott shave his 'stache... the most harrowing, unforgivable experience since Mel Gibson chopped the mullet. PS: Clueless, Far From Heaven, Babylon 5: The Lost Tales - Voices in the Dark (childhood guilty pleasure... don't ask), Knocked Up, some Arrested Development, and the latest Eureka.
  14. NOFX - Franco Un-American; this isn't exactly satire, is it?
  15. Sometimes when I'm really bored - and stuff - I surf wikipedia and read super-hero profiles. In truth, I do this habitually... old Wolverine is old and Hank Prym beats his wife. I know ****. Uh, I've read Kingdom Come. And my dad once bought me some French Spider-Man comics, though I don't speak the language and I haven't looked - uh, gazed! - at them in years.
  16. Sticky Fingaz, Rah Digga, Canibus, Superb, Scarred 4 Life, Redman, Guess Who - The State Vs Kirk Jones. They should've gotten a white womban to rap the Judge. There.
  17. Ah! You see, while normal human beings would simply witness the decline of western civilization in its most purest form, and perhaps shrug, you have isolated yourself... you have cut yourself free from the burdens of logic and everyday inquisitiveness. You are a cypher. A once harmless mongoloid radiated by the Media to the point that you have become something else entirely... something unique. Your "childhood" is inconsequential. Frankly, I doubt you've ever had one. So this I posit: you, Kaftan Barlast, are an alien. A being of pure idiocy. I for one am in awe. Awesome awe. (Lord of the Wu Tang... duh. Can't believe you missed it. This is totally unforgivable!)
  18. I installed Mafia. I remember not being able to finish a race a few years back, but the way I see it, I now have both the internet - 19+ trainer! - and you guys! High Five! I'm also spying on the brown shirts in the acrology. DX:IW.
  19. Before we proceed to your "childhood", I'd like you to take a look at the following photos: *images deleted* Remember: Honesty is crucial; what do you see?
  20. Tell me about these "aliens". What do "they" remind you of? When did you first acknowledge "their" presence?
  21. Bah. This has nothing on: US actor Bill Murray could face a drunken driving charge in Sweden after cruising through downtown Stockholm in a golf cart and refusing a breathalyser test - citing US law - police say. Nothing! Hey!
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