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Darth Flatus

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  1. Yeah but doing a woman with a thing would be very different to doing it in a lesbian fashion.
  2. Kaftan would you really want to be Lady D knowing that baley pleasures himself to you
  3. geeks have no testosterone!! All your nads collectively atrophied the minute you signed up to this forum.
  4. those things on the side are his gills.
  5. produced by michael bay
  6. Yeah stop 9/11 like some teen kid could do that. It would be a waste of time. I know the main thing i'd do, buy to let in the late 90's and just reap the reward of capital appreciation. I would also not watch spawn, hellboy or any martin lawrence film or Vampires or Barbershop or Blade trinity or matrix revolutions.
  7. there are better NOOOOOOOs on that site, the closer one is funny as is the one where the burger king tells vader about the birds and the bees.
  8. When he pulls the minigun out Tommy vercetti walks slowly, when he has it in his pants he walks normally and can run....
  9. Your such a tease, anyway you'll have to wait till after my operation.
  10. Do you see a theme Wheelman?
  11. In Hitman you can put those SMGs in your pocket.
  12. New Kids On The Block Spice Girls Backstreet Boys 98 Degrees N*Sync Good Charlotte Evanescence
  13. Are you all so insecure that you wouldn't admit to wanting to shag a man?
  14. Hmmm, carth really likes his steroids! Needs to work on his arms and legs a bit though and work on cutting up.
  15. Swedish, the originator is SWEDISH!!!!!! But yes it is some **** guy imitating a two stroke engine of a moped.
  16. that name sounds gay, and gluttonous
  17. Equonecroflaggelation. In any case Kaftan has played K2 and wants some games he hasn't played. I would also like to know the name of some games i won't have time to play.
  18. yes.. those guns are bigger than mine.. you win.
  19. OK Kaftan if you want witty and funny first of all set the bar before whining!! Meta the statement should be: Females in England hate very attractive women. They are pillored and ostracized Everyone else, there are some buff birds in Eng-ger-land but alas many english women suffer from lack of exposure to sun and over exposure to cake.
  20. Incontinentia Buttocks
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