Draken

NooooOOooooOOOOOOooooo!

I eat sheep.

Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas.

I promise nothing. Have fun in Texas! :D

See, the problem with watching Shrek, like, the day before I first knew of Fionavar, is A), There's a chick in the movie called Fiona B), There's a chick in the movie who's a dragon So I automatically assumed "That dude's a chick!"

NO WAY MAN! NO FREAKIN' WAY! THIS IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT! ALL IS LOST! GAME OVER, MAN! GAME FREAKIN' OVER!

I'll overlook that, only 'cause of this:

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According a 12 year old I played yesterday, my mother has an intense sexual relationship with him. Which, you know, is odd, because my Mom doesn't usually go for younger men. After saying this to the kid, he faltered, then quickly proclaimed "Your face!". Also, two things to things to any teenage punks who play on Live: 1. Just because you get killed, it doesn't mean that your killer is of the homosexual variety. 2. We all know you're thirteen and white, so lay off the street talk, "homie".

I admit, I'm not Mr. Clean Mouth on Live; I'm always swearing whenever I get fragged. But I never say the "N" word. Plain and simple. So this one time, I was playing some online Halo, and this one stupid little bugger would not stop saying the n word. He'd just be "N*****, n*****, n*****, you all n*****, n*****...". So this one guy on my team is black, and he says to me that we should "own that bast*rd's little white ass." I agreed, and the whole rest of the game we just killed that guy. We went to his respawn points, sniped him, the works. After the 10th kill, he turned of his mic. :D My black team-mate added me as his friend later on, it turns out he lived close by, and we got to talking on the phone and such. We still keep in touch.

I finished a hundred percent...which, by the way, was not easy. I had trouble with the flashback missions, particulary "Scout's Honor". Playing that mission on the Hardcore Soldier Difficulty is not a walk in the park. The unlockable "Unleash the Fury" diffilculty is worth it.

You know...when Spottswood tells Gary he'll only trust him if he sucks his wang? You don't know, do you?

Ew. When I look back on the posts I've made in this topic...just, ew. I mean, defending a virtual chick? Not even cool. Anywho...it's Goat-o. He's the opposite of cool. In fact, he's so not cool, he's uncool! ... ... Oh that's right. I went there.

Oh geez...now I keep expecting G0-T0 to say "Now suck my c0ck!"

Aww f*ck you!

That would be the most kick ass gang ever. ^_^ Demon King- Rembrandt's subtle humor is always a lark.

I pray, Teeth. Can you imagine the mods for it? But no, so far there have been no statements from Rockstar about a PC version. But never say never!

No problem. Theme song was great, by the way. It still kicks ass. http://www.thewarriorsreallivebunch.homest...he_Warriors.mp3

http://warriorsgame.co.uk/movie/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080120/ Those links should refresh your memory. It's the one directed by Walter Hill, based on the novel by Sol Yurick.

Yes. You don't know the movie?

Which, as I said, is huge relief. For instance, my girlfriend is one of those types who might just play a video game with me if she has nothing else to do. But in the time it takes to quit back to the main screen, start a new game, and wait for the loading times, she's already moved on. The fact that you can just press start and let player two join kicked ass. And Kor, nice Cleon avvie. I was glad to play as him a lot during story mode. I thought he had great potential in the movie, but he got wrecked early on.

Hell, anything Ajax says is the best line in the game. "What's the matter, you goin' fagg0t?" Also, Rembrandt's classic. 'Oh sh*t! The chicks are packed! THE CHICKS ARE PACKED!" But yes, I agree. Worth every penny.

I own this game, and personally I think it's fantastic. Though the movie takes place all in one night, the game focuses mainly on the months leading up to the meeting, and how the Warriors got their name. As a loyal fan to the movie, I greatly enjoyed this game with its sublime story, intense beat 'em up action, near perfect voice acting, and much more. Also, the opportunity for a second player to jump in and join the game anytime is very nice. Rumble Mode, the mini game section, has many different types of games including King of the Hill, Burner Battle (you race to finish your tag before your opponent), and even a neat little mode race through the streets of NY...in a wheelchair. Also in Rumble mode are playable gangs that you can unlock in Story. These include the Hi-Hats (remember those bad ass mimes from the beginning of the film?), the Baseball Furies, and even the Riffs, Cyrus included. If you know nothing about the movie and have no idea what the hell I was talking about up there, I would still reccomend getting this game. If you liked old school beat 'em ups like Double Dragon, you would like this game. My gripes? Graphics could be a tad crisper, and there's always that occasional camera issue, but nothing worth freaking over. Overall, this would be a great game to purchase if you like beat 'em ups, or if you're a loyal fan of the movie like me. Best line in the game: "I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"

Who isn't? Oh yeah, I made Handmaiden darkside in one conversation, as soon as I left Telos. She wasn't a Sith yet, but she was the closest you could get before finishing all the sparring.

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!