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It has occurred to me that there seems to be no tangible proof of the existence of a Pillars of Eternity themed drinking game. This has made me a very sad panda, and so I decided to brew one up myself, for the sake of a good laugh. 

 

If you come up with more "rules", please reply to this topic, and I'll add them to this post!

 

It goes without saying that:

-This thread is for entertainment purposes only, and it is does NOT mean to encourage alcohol abuse in any way.

-Before drinking, make sure you have reached your Country's legal drinking age.

-Always drink responsibly. Moderation is good. Abuse is not.

 

And thus, without further ado, lay back and grab your beverage of choice, for I bid you all a courteous welcome to my

 

PILLARS OF ETERNITY DRINKING GAME

 

Take a Sip every time-

 

-Somebody mentions the word "Watcher"

-Your Watcher has a vision

-Your watcher talks to the dead

-A new companion joins your group

-Aloth gets knocked unconscious

-"Aloth has found something..." while in stealth mode

-Aloth behaves strangely/freaks out

-Edér doesn't want to alarm us (but he's slowly dying of poison)

-Edér wants to pet something

-Durance mocks those who have fallen in battle

-Durance speaks highly of Magran

-Kana will be as quiet as a calm sea

-Pallegina goes "Que?"

-Sagani comments about the undisputed superiority of raw foods 

-Somebody steps on a trap

-Maerwald repeats the word "Marauder"

-One of your party members gets charmed* 

*If you are playing as a Cipher, empty your glass every time you have to re-charm them back to order.

-You find a cat

 

 

Empty your glass when-

 

-Watcher faints due to a sudden vision

-Your companions wonder what the heck is wrong with you.

-Maerwald fires the famous line "No sleep for the Watcher"

-Thaos starts body-surfing

-Aloth fails an athletics check

-Aloth reveals one of his secrets

-Edér *gently* helps you to wake up from your fever-dreams

-Hiravias cracks you up

-TPK occours

-One of your companions dies for good (feel free to take a second shot)

-You are confronted with The Big Reveal

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Yeah, I play the Pillars of Eternity drinking game myself. Even when I'm not playing, I just grab a brew and pretend Aloth failed an athletics check. I'm sure in some universe there's an Aloth failing an athletics check at all times.

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Those rules only involve yourself and four companions. They need a sixth member.

Yeah, I'm aware of that. This "rules sheet" is only a first draft I put on (virtual) paper quite hurriedly. If you have any suggestion, I'm all ears!

Yeah, I play the Pillars of Eternity drinking game myself. Even when I'm not playing, I just grab a brew and pretend Aloth failed an athletics check. I'm sure in some universe there's an Aloth failing an athletics check at all times.

Well, due to the laws of probability anything can happen, am I right? Edited by Barbedbeat
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Yeah, I play the Pillars of Eternity drinking game myself. Even when I'm not playing, I just grab a brew and pretend Aloth failed an athletics check. I'm sure in some universe there's an Aloth failing an athletics check at all times.

Well, due to the laws of probability anything can happen, am I right?

 

Damned straight. As an aside, absolutely brilliant, man!

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