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Just don't use Woldan's possessed gun to doit.

I don't think I will require it for either the nap or (hopefully) getting intimate. Then again, she could be crazy...

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I dunno man, you have A LOT of weird in your life. Disembodied telephone calls, random break ins and now possessed weapons. Sounds dangerous to be around you. :p

 

Agreed. I diagnosed witches. Or daemonic possession.

 

You're going to need an old priest and a young priest...

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Waiting for a friend to come and pick me up, he told me that he'd be "a little late". 35 minutes past the time we were supposed to have been there, and he's not shown up yet.

It's not a "little bit" - that's 5-10 minutes, tops!

 

How the **** can he get and keep a job with this sence of time? :banghead:

Who are you to say what 'a little bit' means :p

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The only thing I've ever been on time for in my entire life is military parades.

 

You know that lecture about stealing time? Well if anyone's going to have their time stolen it's not me.

 

Plus as I've realised in the last few years I just enjoy the challenge of being late. Being on time is unspeakably boring.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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So the lesson is, be early or be late, but never be on time.

 

And with that rather uncreative summary, we have reached the end of what we did today - continue here.

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