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Rats need to be first quest

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Or they could polymorph you into a rat and have you learn how to stealthily evade newbie adventurers then stealth kill them from behind. Rename the whole game into Rat's Creed: Rodent Revolution.

Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

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There was an old article from the Onion where they had the WW1 armies getting turned back by legions of corpse eating rats. Why not take the rats out of the sewer and have them infesting a fresh battlefield? There would be swarms of giant, aggressive, blood soaked, disease ridden rats fiercly defending their 'meals' as they rot in the midday sun.

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