melkathi Posted December 10, 2012 Posted December 10, 2012 Or they could polymorph you into a rat and have you learn how to stealthily evade newbie adventurers then stealth kill them from behind. Rename the whole game into Rat's Creed: Rodent Revolution. Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).
AGX-17 Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 Perhaps lizard-like rats? Dinosaurs were not mammals. Rats are not descended from any form of raptor. Rats are not birds.
anubite Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Actually, recent research suggests Dinosaurs were warm-blooded. I don't know if that makes them reptiles anymore? Not sure. I made a 2 hour rant video about dragon age 2. It's not the greatest... but if you want to watch it, here ya go:
maggotheart Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) There was an old article from the Onion where they had the WW1 armies getting turned back by legions of corpse eating rats. Why not take the rats out of the sewer and have them infesting a fresh battlefield? There would be swarms of giant, aggressive, blood soaked, disease ridden rats fiercly defending their 'meals' as they rot in the midday sun. Edited December 12, 2012 by maggotheart
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