May 6, 201114 yr I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. Did you go full retard? Because you know.. You should never play Full Retard... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
May 6, 201114 yr I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. Oh come on, admit it you weren't pretending were you. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!
May 7, 201114 yr I once escaped a fight in a Scottish chip shop by pretending to be a retard. You can't just leave it at that... details man!
May 7, 201114 yr Author Actually I tell a lie. I pretended to have just come out of hospital, and on drugs. You see the problem was I couldn't understand a single wword the lady behind the counter was saying and these three skinheads were looking increasingly moody. It was a crappy night in a ****ty town, and to be fair I'd have started a fight with me if I was them. So I thought fast and excused myself on grounds of being high as a kite. They were actually really nice at that point. Which is in a way even more Scottish than starting fights. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
May 7, 201114 yr Guy on the train today had a swastika tatooed on his cheek. Looked around at everyone ominously. It's one way of always being able to secure plently of legroom I suppose. Something about him made me think he was more mental case than Nazi though. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
May 7, 201114 yr Author You say that as though the two were mutually incompatible! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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